I know this is a few days old, but while we’re on the subject of internet trolls, it seems worth pointing to this masterpiece of the anti-trolling genre from one of our old friends at Popehat.
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“I’ve been caught being a total douche to dozens of strangers by email, and have fraudulently posed as an attorney, and now I’ve been publicly humiliated, so I’d like to get a mulligan here, so I’m going to go with ‘oh noes my email was hacked and the hacker did nasty things?’”
So much awesome, my head exploded.Report
Thank you, Marc.Report
err… Mark.Report
My favorite line may be this:
“Also, when you say “all your actions have been recorded,” could you elaborate? Because, I mean, my Twitter actions are still on Twitter. And my blog posts are still up here. Are you talking about nifty screenshots, like the one you sent me in your email? Screenshots rock. I’ve been trying to figure out how to post pics of my Skyrim character when he’s put, like, twelve arrows into a Forsaken’s head and the guy is still blundering around like a post-apocalyptic hedgehog. It’s hilarious. But I might be straying a bit from my point. Did you record me on videotape? Or audio? Do you still use audio? Did you record me on 8-track? God I loved 8-track. I had a girlfriend in college who had 8-track in this ancient station wagon of hers and we would . . . you know, never mind. Anyway, if you have me recorded on 8-track, could I get a copy?”Report