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on From Semafor: Kamala Harris’ digital chief on Democrats ‘losing hold of culture’I don't know. They seem to be on a march to me. Jews have been explaining to them with great patienc… on From Semafor: Kamala Harris’ digital chief on Democrats ‘losing hold of culture’Well, one of the things I think she should have done differently is differentiated herself from Bide… on From Semafor: Kamala Harris’ digital chief on Democrats ‘losing hold of culture’Yeah, it seems to me like the election was winnable! But the prereq for that belief is that it might… on From Semafor: Kamala Harris’ digital chief on Democrats ‘losing hold of culture’I'm not profoundly concerned about the self-flagellation. The Democratic Party narrowly lost after r…
on From Semafor: Kamala Harris’ digital chief on Democrats ‘losing hold of culture’I think this is the correct take. There's a lot of Dem self-flagellation over a point and a half pop…
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1/7 for -1 yards and an interception for a quarterback rating of 0.0
But hey! The good news is that he ran for 30 yards, so fantasy-wise that’s a net +1.
“But Fish,” you say, “Tebow brings intangibles that just can’t be measured!”
Well, I certainly hope so, because his talent as an NFL quarterback is certainly…intangible.Report
Tom Brady made yet another attempt to lace up his boots. Failing for the fourth time, he uttered an oath.
“What’s wrong, Buddy?”, Tim Tebow asked.
“Nothing!”, Tom Brady snapped… then said “well, I was just thinking about how back on September 3rd, in the year 2000, how the Buccaneers beat the crap out of us.”
“Oh, golly”, Tim Tebow said, “You know that the Patriots beat the Bucs in 2005 *AND* in 2009, right?”
Tom Brady blushed a little, kicked the bench, and said “Yeah, I guess.”
“Hey,” Tim Tebow said, “Tom Brady. I *BELIEVE* that you… *WE*… can beat the Bucs today. Together.”
And Tom Brady went on to beat the Bucs because of that locker room speech.Report
What about the part where he said “Win one for the Timmer.”Report
“And after that game, when Tom gave Tim a hug for his unwavering belief, Tim left his arms extended. Then crossed his feet. When Tom got all snugly with him.”Report
I don’t know, but the quality of monday trivia questions has declined.Report
Space awesome.Report
Hey you! If you’re reading this, chances are you’d enjoy playing in the Ordinary Times’ fantasy football league! Draft day is September 2, so you’ve got plenty of time to get your lists compiled!
Sign up today!Report
And if you live in the Bay Area, forget about trying to leave your house, so what else would you be doing?Report
I wonder if Brady ever sees Tebow deep in prayer and thinks, “Man, I became a multiple Super Bowl winning starting quarterback by ignoring God and sinning madly with all kinds of hot chicks. Why doesn’t this dope take a frickin’ hint?”Report
Don’t forget the rematch on September 22.Report
Hmm… as of yesterday’s game, the Pats are 2-0 in the preseason in games Tebow’s played in, and 0-1 without him. Can’t argue with the facts.Report
Tim Tebow: winning games in the NFL since 2011!Report