Jaybird
Jaybird is Birdmojo on Xbox Live and Jaybirdmojo on Playstation's network. He's been playing consoles since the Atari 2600 and it was Zork that taught him how to touch-type. If you've got a song for Wednesday, a commercial for Saturday, a recommendation for Tuesday, an essay for Monday, or, heck, just a handful a questions, fire off an email to AskJaybird-at-gmail.com
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on The Four Stages of Post-election CrueltyI don't recall seeing that one, but our local media market played the "pay for transgender reassignm…
on The Four Stages of Post-election CrueltyExplore “even more unfit” and see if it has explanatory power. It doesn't.
on The Four Stages of Post-election CrueltyDid you hear the theory that Pelosi wanted an open primary?
on The Four Stages of Post-election CrueltySure a lot of people thought she was unfit. Mostly on vibes, and gender and race. Because when her n…
on He Got Away With ItIf we're going to go there, Trump was repeatedly accused of sexual misconduct before he ran for offi… on He Got Away With Itif you were on a jury with just a regular guy and it was her word against his We have already run th… on The Four Stages of Post-election CrueltyThen there's the commercial with her dancing and chanting "no more deportations" with the protesters… on The Four Stages of Post-election Cruelty(Dudes, I was just kidding about Nathan Hochman. Seriously. Nobody in Colorado Springs knows who he… on The Four Stages of Post-election CrueltyCan I mention the whole commercial where Harris was talking about gender reassignment for prisoners…
on Subject to Change: The Trump Cabinet So FarMeanwhile, John Ratcliffe, who I assume is the Pocahontas villain until proven otherwise, not only s…
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1/7 for -1 yards and an interception for a quarterback rating of 0.0
But hey! The good news is that he ran for 30 yards, so fantasy-wise that’s a net +1.
“But Fish,” you say, “Tebow brings intangibles that just can’t be measured!”
Well, I certainly hope so, because his talent as an NFL quarterback is certainly…intangible.Report
Tom Brady made yet another attempt to lace up his boots. Failing for the fourth time, he uttered an oath.
“What’s wrong, Buddy?”, Tim Tebow asked.
“Nothing!”, Tom Brady snapped… then said “well, I was just thinking about how back on September 3rd, in the year 2000, how the Buccaneers beat the crap out of us.”
“Oh, golly”, Tim Tebow said, “You know that the Patriots beat the Bucs in 2005 *AND* in 2009, right?”
Tom Brady blushed a little, kicked the bench, and said “Yeah, I guess.”
“Hey,” Tim Tebow said, “Tom Brady. I *BELIEVE* that you… *WE*… can beat the Bucs today. Together.”
And Tom Brady went on to beat the Bucs because of that locker room speech.Report
What about the part where he said “Win one for the Timmer.”Report
“And after that game, when Tom gave Tim a hug for his unwavering belief, Tim left his arms extended. Then crossed his feet. When Tom got all snugly with him.”Report
I don’t know, but the quality of monday trivia questions has declined.Report
Space awesome.Report
Hey you! If you’re reading this, chances are you’d enjoy playing in the Ordinary Times’ fantasy football league! Draft day is September 2, so you’ve got plenty of time to get your lists compiled!
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And if you live in the Bay Area, forget about trying to leave your house, so what else would you be doing?Report
I wonder if Brady ever sees Tebow deep in prayer and thinks, “Man, I became a multiple Super Bowl winning starting quarterback by ignoring God and sinning madly with all kinds of hot chicks. Why doesn’t this dope take a frickin’ hint?”Report
Don’t forget the rematch on September 22.Report
Hmm… as of yesterday’s game, the Pats are 2-0 in the preseason in games Tebow’s played in, and 0-1 without him. Can’t argue with the facts.Report
Tim Tebow: winning games in the NFL since 2011!Report