Theromomixed Up, Part 8: The Wristwatch Edition
(Previously, Parts 1, 2, 3 , 4, 5, 6, and 7)
In the late-Ninties, after reading Dava Sobel’s Longitude I became semi-obsessed with the idea of owning a mechanical chronometer; that is to say, a watch that did not use a quartz movement that kept time accurately enough to be used for navigation. (Also, the walk between my apartment and my studio took me past the Tourneau store. That probably had something to do with it too.)
But after researching the purchase, I realized the that nearly any quartz movement watch was more accurate than even the most expensive mechanical movement, which left me somewhat stuck. I wanted the wrist jewelry, but all the fun had been taken out of it by the fact that the expensive mechanical watches, no matter how finely made, do not keep time as well as the less expensive watches.
But upon re-reading “Longitude” I realized that Harrison spent the latter part of his life working to make his invention more rugged, more accurate, and less expensive. My watch lust subsided, and I went to K-mart and bought a Garmin handheld GPS for about $100 and a Casio wristwatch for about the same price.
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A few years later a box arrived from my father containing various sentimental nicknacks; his father’s pipe and level, his mother’s playing cards, a bronze dart off the swordfish boat we had, and other items of family memorabilia. Among them was a Rolex wrist watch; not the big chunky stainless steel oysters so popular today, but a more slender model on a black leather band.
The Rolex site offers no help in determining its age, or even what model it is. After scrolling through pages of [rolex precision] image search returns, I can’t find a single one that matches. Close, but no matches.
In fact, I think it’s a fake.
I think my father bought it in Japan when he was stationed there as an officer in the Marine Corps. I wonder if he didn’t buy it because other officers were sporting fancy watches, and he thought he ought to have one too. (My father is a Jersey City-raised son of Irish immigrants. It’s not hard to imagine him all of 23 years of age trying to figure out the right things to wear to be a proper officer.)
Anyway, it’s mine now. I wear it when I have “important” meetings. People notice it, partly because being so old it doesn’t look like what everyone else has, and partly because it’s marked “Rolex”. I just say, “Thanks. It was my fathers, but he gave it to me a couple of years ago.” That seems to be just enough ambiguity about whether or not I personally have the means and the taste to purchase such a lovely and expensive item. Wearing it makes me feel smug.
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Last October the battery in my $100 Casio died. I was just about to leave on a sailing trip so I replaced it with a $25 Casio I bought at Walmart.
As it was several years later, the $25 Casio had more feature and was smaller than the $100 Casio. I was very, very contented with it, until, while doing research for this post, I came across this watch.
My watch lust, long dormant, returns.
My mechanical Hamilton Military watch runs about 5 minutes fast, but as it was given to me by an old friend, it is truly a favored possession.
By the way, love this series.
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5 minutes fast in a year is good enough; 5 minutes fast in a day, not so much.
And glad you’re enjoying the series. I seem to have some sort of pavlovian linkage between drinking coffee and writing. It’s nice to have an outlet!Report
George Daniels, who died last year, succeeded in making mechanical movements that could best quartz, including inventing an entirely new escapement. But he only every made 36 watches, and in spite of his efforts Omege only ever made a few limited edition watches using his new mechanism.Report
I’m a watch fiend. I’m wearing a feature-rich-but-kind-of-geeky Casio now. I have two Casios, two generic, and three US Polo Association. Plus another one I got from Dad for Christmas. As a gift to myself when-if I give up smoking, I plan to buy an Invecta or two.
The US Polo Association watches are made in Japan. I understand “American” products being made in China, but Japan actually hurts a little for some reason.
I refuse to buy any watch that has roman numerals and uses “IV” for 4. It’s a bigger deal for clocks, which are more likely to have roman numerals, but it’s stopped me from getting a watch I otherwise wanted. Something just feels wrong about it.Report
Bought my son a G-Shock watch when he graduated from university. He wore it until he got a smartphone. Now he uses the phone as a watch (as do I now coincidentally). I have perfectly good watches lying around, but once I got out of the habit of wearing them (and into the habit of using my phone as a watch, therefore never losing my phone) it just seems too much bother. I had one of the very first digital watches, which I believe was advertized in Playboy magazine in the 70’s for about $1999.99 and for which I paid far too much used from an old guy who couldn’t quite read it. LOL, just searched for a picture of it (appended below) and found out that if it were still working it would be worth $10-15K. Once digital watches were out, I never bought another analog one. I even had the first Timex data watch that came out and at one time could tell you what the secret message in zeros and ones was on the watch band.
I used to hit up the pawn shops when I was a kid and pocket watches were completely out of fashion. Picked up dozens for less than $5 apiece. Sold the whole box of them when I was a in college for about $25. I’d happily give $2500 for the box today, but can’t remember who I sold it to.
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Oh man, OCD that I am, had to go out and find this site. I’ll be cleaning the drool off my keyboard all morning. Maybe I can bring myself to go back to wearing one of these.Report
Here is my watch story: Lost my self winding Timex while working in the garden. Next year when preparing for a new season I found the watch and gave it a shake. It went on ticking! Wore it till I lost it for good.Report
Here is my watch story: Lost my self winding Timex while working in the garden. Next year when preparing for a new season I found the watch and gave it a shake. It went on ticking! Wore it till I lost it for good.Report
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My watch story. My watch went missing. I went storming around the house, looking here and there for it, angrily asking the children if they’d been playing with it. I harangued the kids so hard my little son broke down and began to cry, saying he’d been playing with it and buried it in the garden.
It was still too early in the year for planting. I went out to the garden, looked at the soil carefully, nothing had been disturbed, nothing buried. I’d have seen the fresh earth.
I called for my son, kneeling in the garden, weeping horribly. I held his shoulders and begged his forgiveness. I’d pushed him too far and he’d confessed to something he couldn’t possibly have done.
Some weeks later I found the watch, just an cheap Timex. I gave the watch away. I couldn’t bear to look at it. I bought my son a lovely Fossil watch the next year.Report