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“The Saint Patrick’s Day event hosted by the Friendly Sons is a 640-person dinner at the Capital Hilton that has included Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, House Majority Leader Steny H. Hoyer and President Obama’s national security adviser James L. Jones. Montgomery County Executive Isiah Leggett has attended and Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley has served as keynote speaker. The dinner, now in its 82nd year, includes a report from the Irish Embassy, Irish jokes, a “Danny Boy” solo from former congressman Jim Symington — and cigars.”
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But come on! Drinking Irish Whiskey and smoking cigars is a celebration of Irish culture. Because… uh… Ireland is known for it’s tobacco fields? Or something?
Either way, drinking Irish Whiskey and smoking a cigar celebrates culture. Drinking a Bud Light and smoking a Marloboro makes you a dirt bag.
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But come on! Drinking Irish Whiskey and smoking cigars is a celebration of Irish culture. Because… uh… Ireland is known for it’s tobacco fields? Or something?
Either way, drinking Irish Whiskey and smoking a cigar celebrates culture. Drinking a Bud Light and smoking a Marlboro makes you a dirt bag.
Dirt bags kill bartenders. Irish people celebrate heritage. Everyone knows this.Report
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