18 thoughts on “Lighten Up (Or You Will Be Pun-nished)

  1. There’s three guys on a hill.  There’s a whorehouse at the top of the hill.  One guy’s going up the hill, one guy’s going down the hill, one guy’s in the whorehouse.  What are their nationalities?

    Well, the guy going up the hill is Russian.  The guy going down the hill is French.  The guy in the whorehouse?  Himalayan.Report

  2. “Hey, guys, meet the new recruit.  Guys, this is Anakin.  Anakin, this is Darth, Darth, Darth, Darth, and Darth.”

    “What’s he called?”

    “Anakin.”

    “That’s going to cause some confusion. Is it OK if we call him Darth?”Report

  3. I was feeling depressed and considering suicide, so I went to my priest and he reminded me that, in the eyes of the Church, if a man commits suicide, God does not allow him into the Kingdom of Heaven.
    He then suggested a few ways I could make it look like an accident.Report

  4. A pirate with a steering wheel on the front of his pants walks into a bar.

    The bartender says “Hey, why do you have a steering wheel on the front of your pants?”

    The pirate says “arrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts.”Report

  5. A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

    The bartender says, “Is this some kind of joke?”Report

  6. A rabbi walks into a bar with a duck on his head.
    The bartender says “Where’d you get that?”
    The duck says “Brooklyn, there’s hundreds of them.”Report

  7. What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?

    Dam!

    what did the Buffalo say to his son as he went off to college?

    BisonReport

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