Lighten Up (Or You Will Be Pun-nished)

I know it’s election year for you guys and emotions are high and tempers are short. For our own health, sanity and for the sake of the community here, I appeal to the League  to make an active effort to calm down. So instead of doing things that make each other angry, why don’t we try to make each other laugh. Let’s cheer each other up with jokes. Bonus points for originality. I’ll start off.

Descartes was the philosopher who famously said: I think therefore I exist. On his birthday, some of his friends decided to take him out for a night on the town. Since he had been working on his Meditations, he hadn’t had much time for female companionship. So, they took him to a bordello. Faced with so many women wearing next to nothing, blood rushed from his brain to his groin. For just one moment in his life he stopped thinking and in that moment he ceased to exist.

So, what’s the moral of the story?

Do not put Descartes before the whores!

Consider this an open thread.