Lighten Up (Or You Will Be Pun-nished)

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Murali

Murali did his undergraduate degree in molecular biology with a minor in biophysics from the National University of Singapore (NUS). He then changed direction and did his Masters in Philosophy also at NUS. Now, he is currently pursuing a PhD in Philosophy at the University of Warwick.

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  1. Avatar Kimmi says:

    oy. dat was bad.  I still smiled thou.Report

  2. Avatar DensityDuck says:

    There’s three guys on a hill.  There’s a whorehouse at the top of the hill.  One guy’s going up the hill, one guy’s going down the hill, one guy’s in the whorehouse.  What are their nationalities?

    Well, the guy going up the hill is Russian.  The guy going down the hill is French.  The guy in the whorehouse?  Himalayan.Report

  3. Avatar MikeSchilling says:

    “Hey, guys, meet the new recruit.  Guys, this is Anakin.  Anakin, this is Darth, Darth, Darth, Darth, and Darth.”

    “What’s he called?”

    “Anakin.”

    “That’s going to cause some confusion. Is it OK if we call him Darth?”Report

  4. Avatar Rufus F. says:

    I was feeling depressed and considering suicide, so I went to my priest and he reminded me that, in the eyes of the Church, if a man commits suicide, God does not allow him into the Kingdom of Heaven.
    He then suggested a few ways I could make it look like an accident.Report

  5. Avatar Jaybird says:

    A pirate with a steering wheel on the front of his pants walks into a bar.

    The bartender says “Hey, why do you have a steering wheel on the front of your pants?”

    The pirate says “arrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts.”Report

  6. Avatar Kolohe says:

    Two men walk into a bar.  The third one ducks.Report

  7. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to your house…

    Knock. Knock.

    Who’s there?

     

    THE CHICKEN!    ~:>     :-OReport

  8. Avatar Rufus F. says:

    The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.Report

  9. Avatar Michael Drew says:

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

    The bartender says, “Is this some kind of joke?”Report

  10. Avatar Mike Schilling says:

    A rabbi walks into a bar with a duck on his head.
    The bartender says “Where’d you get that?”
    The duck says “Brooklyn, there’s hundreds of them.”Report

  11. What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?

    Iceberg!

    (Too soon?)Report

  12. Avatar Anne says:

    What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?

    Dam!

    what did the Buffalo say to his son as he went off to college?

    BisonReport

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