Small Victories in Parenting During the Age of Islamic Terrorism
I truly hope I never have to reflect on my child’s development as Deborah Phipps has regarding her son Lucas Kinney:
“I’m glad he’s associated with al-Qaeda rather than IS, but obviously I worry.”
What does it say about the current state of radicalism that membership in al-Qaeda produces a sense of relief?
I’ll be relieved if my child simply joins a Satanic cult after listening to back-masked MP3’s.Report
Much, much better than starting a Satanic cult with yourself as leader, no?Report
It used to be a lot harder to be the leader of a Satanic cult; self-employed-insurance was no picnic.
Thanks, Obama!Report
@glyph Not to mention the new regulations involving animal sacrifice. Who has the time for all that paperwork?Report
It still shouldn’t be a problem. For the Brethren of the Dark Sacraments, the devil is in the details.Report
Exactly so. Which is why there’s a groundswell of support for passing a vaguely-worded and generally imprecise bill banning all details of any kind whatsoever.Report
Friggin’ nanny state.Report
This is the beauty of Our Noodly Lord – no troublesome sacrifices.Report
It’s great to finally get pasta all that silly superstition.Report
Pastafarians are a saucey bunch, that’s for sure.Report
-5 points to Gryffindor AND Glyphindor!!!Report
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You are a house unto yourself.Report
It’s a little bit like when the Ku Klux Klan had to announce that it was not associated with the Westboro Baptist Church.Report
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I think she’s saying that being Al Qaeda puts her son in less personal danger, not stating her preference in varieties of terrorism.Report
@mike-schilling Yes, but why she would think al-Qaeda operatives are not being targeted is pretty odd and incorrect.Report
Being targetted by intelligence efforts is one thing. Being in active combat military operations is quite another.Report