Everybody does this when they get a webcam

23 thoughts on “Everybody does this when they get a webcam”

1. I laughed. I really did.Report

2. Why do they call them pirates?

   Because that’s what they arrrrrrrrrrgh.Report

   1. Why couldn’t the kids watch the pirate movie? It was rated arrrrrrrrrrgh.Report

      1. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

         …
         ……
         His heart belongs to the C.Report

3. I am starting to understand why you were always telling me not to do odd things with the webcam on my laptop.Report

4. Could you post one of these every week, please?Report

   1. We should… but that’s the only even vaguely appropriate joke I know.Report

      1. Surely you jest. You children, right?

         Some bacon, eggs and a piece of toast walk into a bar and order some beers. The bartender shakes his head, smiling at them. “Look, I’m sorry, but we don’t serve breakfast here.”Report

         1. Pardon: It’s the only even vaguely appropriate joke that is FUNNY that I know.

            There’s the hilarious joke about the priest, the rabbi, and the mormon tabernacle children’s choir but Maribou made me stop telling it.Report

            1. Heh. Well, it is a lot funnier when told by an 8 year old. Something about the delivery, I guess.Report

            2. Of course, now I’m curious. I mean, Maribou put the kibosh on it for a reason.Report

               1. I’m guessing it’s because JB messes up the Swedish accent.Report

5. Jay, I remember having a dream with you in it after hanging out here for a year, and in that you were a very sprite-like, hyperactive teenager. I finally saw what you looked like after you added me on Facebook and it was totally different, but exactly right.Report

   1. I like to think of myself as a sexy Fred Thompson.Report

   2. I am still having to recalibrate all my mental pictures upon finding that Mike Schilling has no beard, and that Jaybird has enough beard for the both of them.Report

      1. There is one picture of you on Facebook that I’ve always thought should be your avatar here. I’ll point it out.Report

         1. Whoops! Your wife’s pic of you with an egg statue is the one.Report

            1. Okay, we’ll do that for a while.Report

6. I loved this so much.Report

7. Not that I have a competitive nature, or anything, but http://youtu.be/EI77ezlXDMYReport

   1. Awesome.Report

   2. FUNNY!!!Report

8. I’d swear I saw a bird fly out of your beard at the end there.Report

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