Everybody does this when they get a webcam
Or so it is that I am saying to myself. (Youtube video behind the cut.)
by Jaybird · November 2, 2012
Or so it is that I am saying to myself. (Youtube video behind the cut.)
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Comment →LONDON — Boris Johnson looked set Thursday to stay on as prime minister and win a huge majority in the British Parliament, according to an exit poll published as voting closed in what has been called the most important election in a generation.
A Conservative victory would mean that the United Kingdom is all but certain to finally leave the European Union on Jan. 31, more than three and a half years after the Brexit referendum in 2016. A divided and deadlocked Parliament had previously blocked Johnson’s withdrawal deal multiple times, prompting this election.
Time has announced Greta Thunberg as their 2019 Person of the Year.
.@GretaThunberg is TIME's 2019 Person of the Year #TIMEPOY https://t.co/YZ7U6Up76v pic.twitter.com/SWALBfeGl6
— TIME (@TIME) December 11, 2019
(Featured image is Time Magazines cover announcing Greta Thunberg)
Comment →[caption id="attachment_323385" align="aligncenter" width="748"] IG Michael Horowitz testifies before congress on Clinton email investigation[/caption]
Inspector General Michael Horowitz’s review of the FBI’s handling of its investigation of the Trump campaign in 2016 is out, and folks are pouring over the 476 pages.
A much-anticipated review of how the FBI came to investigate the Trump campaign's possible links to Russia has validated the agency’s decision to open its probe.
The report, compiled by the Justice Department’s inspector general, stresses that political bias did not influence the bureau’s actions, as President Donald Trump and his allies have frequently alleged.
But the document is also littered with criticisms of FBI officials and how they vetted some information, such as a dossier of salacious allegations compiled by an ex-British spy.
Key takeaways from the report
The FBI did not use the Steele dossier to open Russia probe
Lynch, Comey sat for IG interviews
No evidence political bias was a factor
The full redacted public report can be read here:
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You can watch the hearings live here, and discuss/debate with the Ordinary Times Commentareum throughout:
Comment →The House Judiciary Committee is hearing presentations from congressional investigators about the impeachment inquiry into President Trump's dealings with Ukraine, as Democrats prepare to draft articles of impeachment.
Monday's hearing includes testimony from Democratic and Republican attorneys from the House Intelligence and Judiciary Committees. The House Intelligence Committee submitted its report last week on its investigation into Mr. Trump's efforts to get Ukraine to open investigations into the 2016 election and a company linked to the Bidens.
Those events are at the center of the Democratic case against the president, which the attorneys are laying out on Monday. Last week, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi directed the committee chairs to pursue articles of impeachment, with a vote expected before the Christmas holiday.
House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler said on Sunday that the committee will "presumably" introduce articles of impeachment this week.
From CNN:
Comment →In the end, four people were shot dead at the intersection in Miramar, authorities said, including two robbery suspects, a bystander, and hostage UPS driver Frank Ordonez -- a man who relatives say had been substituting for a colleague who had called out from work that day.
The slain robbers and hijackers were Lamar Alexander, 41, and Ronnie Jerome Hill, 41, both of Miami-Dade County, the FBI said. Authorities haven't released the name of the bystander who was killed.
Numerous questions about the chase and its finale remain, including who shot Ordonez and the bystander.
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I've heard of feeling like a million bucks, but a billion just sounds greedy.
I laughed. I really did.Report
Why do they call them pirates?
Because that’s what they arrrrrrrrrrgh.Report
Why couldn’t the kids watch the pirate movie? It was rated arrrrrrrrrrgh.Report
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
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His heart belongs to the C.Report
I am starting to understand why you were always telling me not to do odd things with the webcam on my laptop.Report
Could you post one of these every week, please?Report
We should… but that’s the only even vaguely appropriate joke I know.Report
Surely you jest. You children, right?
Some bacon, eggs and a piece of toast walk into a bar and order some beers. The bartender shakes his head, smiling at them. “Look, I’m sorry, but we don’t serve breakfast here.”Report
Pardon: It’s the only even vaguely appropriate joke that is FUNNY that I know.
There’s the hilarious joke about the priest, the rabbi, and the mormon tabernacle children’s choir but Maribou made me stop telling it.Report
Heh. Well, it is a lot funnier when told by an 8 year old. Something about the delivery, I guess.Report
Of course, now I’m curious. I mean, Maribou put the kibosh on it for a reason.Report
I’m guessing it’s because JB messes up the Swedish accent.Report
Jay, I remember having a dream with you in it after hanging out here for a year, and in that you were a very sprite-like, hyperactive teenager. I finally saw what you looked like after you added me on Facebook and it was totally different, but exactly right.Report
I like to think of myself as a sexy Fred Thompson.Report
I am still having to recalibrate all my mental pictures upon finding that Mike Schilling has no beard, and that Jaybird has enough beard for the both of them.Report
There is one picture of you on Facebook that I’ve always thought should be your avatar here. I’ll point it out.Report
Whoops! Your wife’s pic of you with an egg statue is the one.Report
Okay, we’ll do that for a while.Report
I loved this so much.Report
Not that I have a competitive nature, or anything, but http://youtu.be/EI77ezlXDMYReport
Awesome.Report
FUNNY!!!Report
I’d swear I saw a bird fly out of your beard at the end there.Report