Or so it is that I am saying to myself. (Youtube video behind the cut.)
Jaybird
Jaybird is Birdmojo on Xbox Live and Jaybirdmojo on Playstation's network. He's been playing consoles since the Atari 2600 and it was Zork that taught him how to touch-type. If you've got a song for Wednesday, a commercial for Saturday, a recommendation for Tuesday, an essay for Monday, or, heck, just a handful a questions, fire off an email to AskJaybird-at-gmail.com
Sunday Morning! Obligatory Oscars Post (Pt. 1)
January 26, 2020
Fried Green Tomatoes and The Husband Problem
January 26, 2020
Wonder What a Furnace Thinks About
January 26, 2020
Finding Himself in a Hole, Mike Pompeo Demands More Shoveling
January 25, 2020
Danny Dreamer Goes to the Opera
January 25, 2020
Saturday Morning Gaming: Fallout, Russian Style
January 25, 2020
Bernie Sanders accepts Joe Rogan’s endorsement
January 24, 2020
The Case for Conservative Climate Action
January 24, 2020
Do You Really Want Full Access to Your Health Data?
January 24, 2020
January 24, 2020
Failure Propagates Upward For Democratic Party
January 21, 2020
The Case for Conservative Climate Action
January 24, 2020
The New York Times has made its endorsement
January 19, 2020
Weekend Plans Post: On Durians and Getting Sick
January 24, 2020
Hillary Clinton vs Bernie Sanders, Round Two
January 22, 2020
Finding Himself in a Hole, Mike Pompeo Demands More Shoveling
January 25, 2020
January 23, 2020
Do You Really Want Full Access to Your Health Data?
January 24, 2020
There is that connection between fascism and cynicism where the people themselves eventually accept their powerlessness and forget any dream of a just society.
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Who Really Killed Huey Long?
I laughed. I really did.Report
Why do they call them pirates?
Because that’s what they arrrrrrrrrrgh.Report
Why couldn’t the kids watch the pirate movie? It was rated arrrrrrrrrrgh.Report
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
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His heart belongs to the C.Report
I am starting to understand why you were always telling me not to do odd things with the webcam on my laptop.Report
Could you post one of these every week, please?Report
We should… but that’s the only even vaguely appropriate joke I know.Report
Surely you jest. You children, right?
Some bacon, eggs and a piece of toast walk into a bar and order some beers. The bartender shakes his head, smiling at them. “Look, I’m sorry, but we don’t serve breakfast here.”Report
Pardon: It’s the only even vaguely appropriate joke that is FUNNY that I know.
There’s the hilarious joke about the priest, the rabbi, and the mormon tabernacle children’s choir but Maribou made me stop telling it.Report
Heh. Well, it is a lot funnier when told by an 8 year old. Something about the delivery, I guess.Report
Of course, now I’m curious. I mean, Maribou put the kibosh on it for a reason.Report
I’m guessing it’s because JB messes up the Swedish accent.Report
Jay, I remember having a dream with you in it after hanging out here for a year, and in that you were a very sprite-like, hyperactive teenager. I finally saw what you looked like after you added me on Facebook and it was totally different, but exactly right.Report
I like to think of myself as a sexy Fred Thompson.Report
I am still having to recalibrate all my mental pictures upon finding that Mike Schilling has no beard, and that Jaybird has enough beard for the both of them.Report
There is one picture of you on Facebook that I’ve always thought should be your avatar here. I’ll point it out.Report
Whoops! Your wife’s pic of you with an egg statue is the one.Report
Okay, we’ll do that for a while.Report
I loved this so much.Report
Not that I have a competitive nature, or anything, but http://youtu.be/EI77ezlXDMYReport
Awesome.Report
FUNNY!!!Report
I’d swear I saw a bird fly out of your beard at the end there.Report