Caption Contest

25 thoughts on “Caption Contest”

1. “No, come on. Smell it!”Report

2. “One word about the Fed and you’re #235.”Report

   1. That’s gonna be tough to beat.Report

      1. Yeah. That’s good.Report

   2. Dammit, I was going with a 235 joke too!Report

3. Pull my finger, No, I dare you, pull it!Report

4. Got.
   Your.
   Nose.Report

5. Your Tiger Claw is no match for my Iron Finger.Report

6. “Uncle Paul, we told you ‘no peppermint schnapps’ before this party got started…”Report

7. I wish I knew how to quit you, Paul.Report

   1. Oh, man. Jason and E.D. are head-to-head.Report

      1. Agreed: Erik and Jason have set such a high bar that I do not even want to compete in this contest.Report

8. Isn’t it terrible how close those wildfires are to your house? Now are you going to drop out quietly, or…?Report

9. Remeber, Ronnie, even if I get to the White House, I’ll be right here.Report

10. “I told you, it’s my Tea Party. Look…. mine. My Tea Party!”

    Alternatively:

    “Hey, hey! Don’t be a meanie. Don’t. It’s not nice. Look at me when I’m talking to you!”Report

11. “Keep you coat buttoned and on, Paul. I fight only with words and toy guns.”Report

12. Alternative to the alternative:

    “I carry a piece for a reason, motherfisher.”Report

13. “Look, I don’t need an *in*visible hand…”Report

14. “I think its time for your prostrate exam, Dr.”Report

15. “Listen, I know you’re not at work right now, so I don’t wanna put you on the spot, but ever since that night over on the other side of the border, there’s been some tingling and some numbness. I mean, I’m not in any position to say whether or not this has anything to do with what went down after the donkey show – I don’t really remember all of it – but, uhhh… I’d like you to have a look, and if any of the Romney folks come around asking just tell them I sprained it playing piano.”Report

16. “Will you go three knuckles deep Dr. Paul?”

    Christopher Carr has my vote.Report

17. “Don’t tell me I don’t understand freedom. My mother told me I don’t understand freedom. Once!”Report

18. “I’mma let you finish, but Bachmann had one of the best answers of all time.”Report

    1. Ha! Good one, Ryan.Report

19. “You hear that story about me and the coyote?”Report

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