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Erik Kain

Erik writes about video games at Forbes and politics at Mother Jones. He's the contributor of The League though he hasn't written much here lately. He can be found occasionally composing 140 character cultural analysis on Twitter.

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25 Responses

  1. Avatar Tod Kelly says:

    “No, come on. Smell it!”Report

  2. Avatar Jason Kuznicki says:

    “One word about the Fed and you’re #235.”Report

  3. Pull my finger, No, I dare you, pull it!Report

  4. Avatar DensityDuck says:

    Your Tiger Claw is no match for my Iron Finger.Report

  5. Avatar Patrick Cahalan says:

    “Uncle Paul, we told you ‘no peppermint schnapps’ before this party got started…”Report

  6. Avatar E.D. Kain says:

    I wish I knew how to quit you, Paul.Report

  7. Avatar James Hanley says:

    Isn’t it terrible how close those wildfires are to your house? Now are you going to drop out quietly, or…?Report

  8. Remeber, Ronnie, even if I get to the White House, I’ll be right here.Report

  9. Avatar Chris says:

    “I told you, it’s my Tea Party. Look…. mine. My Tea Party!”

    Alternatively:

    “Hey, hey! Don’t be a meanie. Don’t. It’s not nice. Look at me when I’m talking to you!”Report

  10. Avatar Kyle Cupp says:

    “Keep you coat buttoned and on, Paul. I fight only with words and toy guns.”Report

  11. Avatar Chris says:

    Alternative to the alternative:

    “I carry a piece for a reason, motherfisher.”Report

  12. “Look, I don’t need an *in*visible hand…”Report

  13. Avatar Edo says:

    “I think its time for your prostrate exam, Dr.”Report

  14. Avatar Christopher Carr says:

    “Listen, I know you’re not at work right now, so I don’t wanna put you on the spot, but ever since that night over on the other side of the border, there’s been some tingling and some numbness. I mean, I’m not in any position to say whether or not this has anything to do with what went down after the donkey show – I don’t really remember all of it – but, uhhh… I’d like you to have a look, and if any of the Romney folks come around asking just tell them I sprained it playing piano.”Report

  15. Avatar chadwig says:

    “Will you go three knuckles deep Dr. Paul?”

    Christopher Carr has my vote.Report

  16. Avatar Mike Schilling says:

    “Don’t tell me I don’t understand freedom. My mother told me I don’t understand freedom. Once!”Report

  17. Avatar Ryan Bonneville says:

    “I’mma let you finish, but Bachmann had one of the best answers of all time.”Report

  18. Avatar Daniel says:

    “You hear that story about me and the coyote?”Report