Are you raising a douchebag?
A pertinent question for all you parents out there.
Will
Will writes from Washington, D.C. (well, Arlington, Virginia). You can reach him at willblogcorrespondence at gmail dot com.
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If I’m not, we can conclude that there’s nothing to this genetics things.Report
If you’re the type of person who asks the question, “Are you raising a douchebag” about other people’s kids… well, what does that saw about how your parents raised you?Report
Wait, so you’re not allowed to call out other kids’ bad behavior?Report
Why beholdest thou the douchebag that is thy brother’s scion, But considerest not the asshole that is thine own?Report
“Related post: Mark Levin, asshole” is a better wakeup call then any of the child hipsterism mentioned in the article.Report
Details magazine doesn’t handle this issue quite as well as Maxim but it is miles ahead of FHM.
Has Stuff magazine touched on the topic?Report
Sadly, many people these days don’t care.Report
As a pediatrician, allow me to state with authority that the douchebags run amok.Report
“ARE YOU RAISING A DOUCHEBAG?”
Yes, I’m raising a flock of douchebags on my ranch in Palo Verde. They’re beautiful, friendly, and kids love ’em! I think of them not as an expense so much as an investment, awaiting the time in the future when I’ll be wearing sweaters made of 100% douchebag-hair yarn!
Oh, wait… I’m wrong. They’re not douchebags. They’re alpacas.
Sorry, my bad. I always get the two confused.Report