Are you raising a douchebag?


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9 Responses

  1. Mike Schilling says:

    If I’m not, we can conclude that there’s nothing to this genetics things.Report

  2. Aaron says:

    If you’re the type of person who asks the question, “Are you raising a douchebag” about other people’s kids… well, what does that saw about how your parents raised you?Report

  3. Trizzlor says:

    “Related post: Mark Levin, asshole” is a better wakeup call then any of the child hipsterism mentioned in the article.Report

  4. Jaybird says:

    Details magazine doesn’t handle this issue quite as well as Maxim but it is miles ahead of FHM.

    Has Stuff magazine touched on the topic?Report

  5. Scott says:

    Sadly, many people these days don’t care.Report

  6. Dan Summers says:

    As a pediatrician, allow me to state with authority that the douchebags run amok.Report

  7. RTod says:


    Yes, I’m raising a flock of douchebags on my ranch in Palo Verde. They’re beautiful, friendly, and kids love ’em! I think of them not as an expense so much as an investment, awaiting the time in the future when I’ll be wearing sweaters made of 100% douchebag-hair yarn!

    Oh, wait… I’m wrong. They’re not douchebags. They’re alpacas.

    Sorry, my bad. I always get the two confused.Report