11 thoughts on “the funniest news story of the day”
I am pretty sure that my (abstinence-only) high-school health class taught us this was possible.Report
Sex in a pool is one thing…but that’s not what they meant, I suppose….Report
No, they taught us that one could get pregnant from encountering loose sperm in a pool.Report
Did they say how sperm got loose in the pool??? Pee i can understand.Report
Oh come on, who could believe a story about a female conceiving a child without intercourse…that would be like some sort of immaculate conception…..okay never mindReport
Well, I suppose if you believe God is in everything, then a pool is … a plausible catalyst.Report
I need to be more careful on my Middle-East vacations.Report
Oh come on, Orijerk – we know you’re never leaving Mint-and-Corn Country, Indiana.Report
maybe funny for us in the decadent west. but somehow an unmarried pregnant thirteen year old muslim from Egypt doesn’t conjure up thoughts of a happy future. if i were the parent or the poor girl i would be scrambling for any explanation other than the obvious one.Report
I am pretty sure that my (abstinence-only) high-school health class taught us this was possible.Report
Sex in a pool is one thing…but that’s not what they meant, I suppose….Report
No, they taught us that one could get pregnant from encountering loose sperm in a pool.Report
Did they say how sperm got loose in the pool??? Pee i can understand.Report
Oh come on, who could believe a story about a female conceiving a child without intercourse…that would be like some sort of immaculate conception…..okay never mindReport
Well, I suppose if you believe God is in everything, then a pool is … a plausible catalyst.Report
I need to be more careful on my Middle-East vacations.Report
Oh come on, Orijerk – we know you’re never leaving Mint-and-Corn Country, Indiana.Report
Well played, sir!Report
maybe funny for us in the decadent west. but somehow an unmarried pregnant thirteen year old muslim from Egypt doesn’t conjure up thoughts of a happy future. if i were the parent or the poor girl i would be scrambling for any explanation other than the obvious one.Report
Actually, she’s Polish, from Poland.Report