Hey WaPo, There is Nothing Wrong With Making Toilets
Bill Withers did not escape a terrible fate where he was brought forth from the bowels of the world where the troglodytes and Morlocks dwell and brought into the sunshine
Monthly Archive: April 2020
Wednesday Writs: The Eulogy of the Dog Edition
His speech, which became known as The Eulogy of the Dog, was a general tribute to man’s best friend. The jury delivered a swift verdict in Burden’s favor.
Playing the Coronavirus Odds
You’ve probably heard of the “If I get corona, I get corona” spring break partier, but in case you haven’t, here it is:
The Seder in Quarantine
When the world’s Jews gather to celebrate Passover this Wednesday night, our seder tables will be uncannily private, small gatherings reduced from the scale of family to that of individual households
Protecting Workers Is How We Protect the Economy
Why do we keep talking about “the economy” as though it’s not made out of human lives?
Here Comes the Pain, Shared and Otherwise
The real story of this present crisis is not the numerical one, but the human one.
Kids! What’s The Matter With Kids Today?
The evidence indicates people have been bitching about the insanity of their children dating all the way back to the mid 1800’s, and probably far beyond.
Chill Out: The Story Behind the DC Universe’s Most Important, Anonymous Figure
A symptom of rising crime and falling standards in a spiraling society. Or—sometimes—a symbol of nothing at all.
Hammers and Hangnails
I am of the opinion that personal attacks about people’s coronavirus/quarantine anxiety are yet another pleasure we should probably forgo right now.
100 Favorite Films To Recommend Part 1: The 1920s
I realized that I’ve seen at least one film from each year since 1920. So why not recommend my favorite film from each year from 1920 to modern day?
Saturday Morning Gaming: Returning to Mordor
A game I balked at when it was selling for $100 is now selling for $12. And it got rid of the microtransactions! Replaying Middle-Earth: Shadow of War.
Saturday Spins: Wholewheat
Last week, the randomizer demanded that we cover Tweedy, a band created by Wilco front man, Jeff Tweedy with his son, Spencer. Not our first Wilco-themed rodeo either. This week, we cover a lo-fi...
