There is no better violence.
It can’t be just the exact same song!!!
Sandwiches are both yummy and apolitical.
We don’t want to be here. Nobody wants to be here.
Hey, at least he got to have sex at Stonehenge with Miranda’s Enormous Chest. Suck it, Druids. (Ed note: slightly NSFW – you probably got that already.)
The Star-Spangled Banner is freaking terrible.
I prefer that innocent fantasyland I dwelled in as a child.
Please don’t defend Roy Moore. At least not where I can hear it.
[CN: more or less the same as yesterday’s feature, to which this one relates. Relationships with a very large age gap, where one partner is a teenager. I was personally very upset by one sentence in here, but because of how very well it articulated something the author criticizes, a thing that my father also wanted and shouldn’t have wanted – a thing that another old man I know who is on trial right now also wanted and shouldn’t have wanted – not because of anything explicit. The essay was more than worth the resulting flashbacks, but I was grateful to have been warned before I read it. Can you have a trigger warning for insight? (Don’t get distracted into debating that in the comments, please.) — Maribou]
I had this sneaking suspicion that the reason I’d been born at all was to rid the world of Ferris Bueller.
In which I write a fan fiction.
There’ll be weather, whether or not.
Tomatoes are daunting!!! DAUNTING!!!
It’s not exactly a light carbon footprint if you rely upon the existence of stores full of goods and services to be available whenever you need them.
A family is not a democracy.
Is the debate over breastfeeding a microcosm of everything that’s wrong with modern culture?
Iron Fist may not be good, but it’s really not that bad.
The real argument against making abortion illegal is the conservative one.
If you want a creature that repeats lines from a textbook, get a parrot.
Just because things have always been this way, doesn’t mean they always need to be this way.
I want my 1982 Penney’s back!!!
A look at The Magicians and A Series of Unfortunate Events
Is it possible to avoid the pitfalls of partnership in love and politics?
No, I’m not going to be boycotting Netflix over their new series, Dear White People. And neither should anyone else.
My relationship with Joss Whedon is complicated.