Running the University (and everything else) like a Business
c[Note: This is another piece I’ve been shopping around recently without too much success. Thus, dear OT readers, you get the first read! It serves as a companion to this post.]
At work they’ve started sabotaging the machinery that keeps the buildings functioning. It happens late at night and no one really knows quite how it’s going down, but they know for certain that someone or a small group of people is going into the mechanical rooms that regulate the buildings’ temperature, power supply, water flow, air flow, and countless other vital functions, and they’re shutting off machines, breaking others, turning the temperature up to stifling or down to freezing, sending too much water through the pipes, and even smashing the machines themselves, leaving the campus buildings in disarray. The most likely culprits are janitors, like myself, and Security has asked us to report any information we might have about our co-workers to a supervisor or CrimeStoppers (“Crime doesn’t pay. CrimeStoppers does.”). It’s highly unlikely that anyone will comply.
I don’t work the night shift. Those university halls are cold and gleam barrenly after dark and I refuse to work the night shift in fear it would be like an endless lonely dream stripped of all content. At this time of the year, the heart of Canadian winter, it already seems like you’re living on some depopulated planet. The streets are a sickly white and the buildings look like an unpainted stage set. Everything shimmers with dormant violence. People feel the pitiless cruelty of nature in an almost Paleolithic way and they get hostile and depressed. Even with my shift, which begins at 6 am and lasts until 2 p.m., I feel half-dead and half-asleep, somnambulistic. I start to lose my mind every winter. Everyone does.
This is a large university with something like 60,000 students and the cleaning staff works in rotating shifts with “nights” going from 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. If you want to become a full-time cleaner, you have to work the night shift, which is like being dead socially and mentally. There are people who have worked that shift for decades now, which seems so strange to me because it’s such a mindless job and they’re all intellectually engaged and curious people. Most of us are. Working tends to grind it out of you and reduce your life to basic routines that a child could follow. Everyone keeps their pattern every day. They are both invisible and central to the functioning of the university. I have resigned myself to never having or desiring a full time job at this place.
This is not why they’re likely sabotaging the equipment though. The cleaning staff is upset about their new contract with the university so the university is thinking on trying an outside contractor as an alternate option. Since a few of them have already quit and others are calling in sick more often than they come to work. Our annual staff meeting turned into a screaming match with cleaners yelling at university middle managers that they should be ashamed of themselves and to stop dancing around the questions and one of them bizarrely doing a soft-shoe shuffle in a misguided attempt at levity. They also tried giving out “worker of the year” awards to boost morale and found that none of the winners came to the ceremony to claim them. To fully gauge worker satisfaction, cleaners were finally given a survey asking how strongly they agreed with statements like “The University really values me” and “I feel a strong commitment to the broader community and society in general.” When a supervisor said the goal was to create a more positive workplace, one long-time worker stood up and yelled, “We don’t have a workplace!”
The issue with the contract, quite simply, is it will end in 2018. At this point, the university will be free to hire whoever they want to do the work. Like so many other industries, the university is trying to do away with the old idea of ongoing employment. Previously, cleaners were hired on a continual basis and thus, if they lasted, had benefits, sick days, pensions, and someone could spend their whole working life doing something like this. Can you imagine? The work appealed, therefore, to immigrants, mostly from Eastern Europe, who couldn’t get anything better with their limited English, but could still make a life for themselves. Sensing an unnecessary expense, the university fought a yearlong battle with our union to do away with the old cleaners and have the right to replace them (and the union with them) with contractual positions.While everyone is saying optimistic things, it is clear that the university won in binding arbitration and most of the cleaners believe that in three years time, they will be fired, locked out, and replaced with whatever company bids the lowest. I have been told that, if we work hard enough until then, we could be recommended to be rehired by that contracted company and work the same job, part-time, for minimum wage. The old-timers are understandably glum.
For a university, going to a contractual model saves money, while also removing the cost of the cleaning staff from the public eye. In Canada, by a strange rule, universities have to make their operating budget public but not their capital budget (although a few do). For the most part, an operating budget covers day-to-day spending for a year, while a capital budget covers large holdings and large “brick and mortar” projects and ideally covers a larger time-frame. If the university is no longer paying the salaries of cleaners directly, instead they can pay a lump sum to a cleaning company out of the capital budget, which their board will see, but their public will not. In other words, to the public, it will just look like they have no cleaning budget and they can claim major savings, even if their capital spending projects put them into debt.
Such is the case now. The university spent something like half a billion dollars last year in total, but went into debt only on their capital budget by sinking hundreds of millions of dollars into building programs that they hope will turn the university from a liberal arts institution into a “world class” med school. About half of this money came from tuition hikes and half from government funds. The balance is often worse in the US, but in both countries public funds have shrunk at the same time as administrators have tried to respond by, as Stanley Fish explains, embracing neoliberalism, or as it’s often called, “running the university like a business”. At the same time as they replace staff with contracted temps and faculty with what Fish memorably calls a “transient and disposable workforce” of short-term adjuncts, they hike up tuition rates and build like mad in order to “compete” in the “free market”. They’re desperate to get more money in and, as a result, universities across North America are also driving down admissions standards and bringing in as many foreign students, who pay far higher rates, as they can. Internally, they call the students “basic income units”, or BIUs, and the BIUs are feeling the pinch as universities become more and more expensive and simultaneously harder to run under this model. “Running a university like a business” also requires, for some strange reason, creating a bloated and top heavy, well-renumerated, administrative structure to implement this yield-driven “free market” model that fits a university like a slot machine in a church.
It’s not just universities, of course, that are moving from hiring regular employees to relying on contracted, short-term workers. There is a major shift going on in many industries. One of the key innovations of capitalism in the first place was the creation of a labor market in which workers sold their labor by the hour, instead of owning tools and selling finished goods in the market. Now, the push seems to be in the direction of a model in which labor, physical or intellectual, can only be sold on a temporary, short-term contractual basis. This could not only change the nature of what it is to work, but how it is that we relate to all of the institutions of our society. How strong should that “commitment to our broader community and society in general” be among workers who are de facto defined as “transient” and “disposable” by their employers? What will be the social glue as employment, housing, and even relationships become increasingly fluid?
None of that gets at what it’s like to work one of these jobs for years or decades and be told it will likely end in three years though. Some of my co-workers are angry, some are grateful for those three years of lead time on finding a new job, some have simply gone A.W.O.L., and all of us are wondering where our days are leading. One or two might be saboteurs.
I have ambivalent feelings about the saboteurs. They repulse me, but I find it hard to sympathize with their ostensible victims. I work at this job because it allows me to pay my bills and still maintain a vestigial connection to university life after finding that the PhD I earned was worth less than the paper it was printed on. The dream of cultivating a higher inner self through culture remains strong in me, along with a Matthew Arnoldian sort of loathing for disorder and anarchy. Most of us want to be embedded in our society, to have a place, to sublimate those violent inner urges in something whole and coherent. The university once offered a series of guideposts to a higher life, if at all possible. But if Arnold’s “Philistines” remake the university into an instrument for replicating themselves, where does that place culture? What about scholars? Or students? Or the saboteurs? If social institutions are to be subjected to the “creative destruction” of market capitalism, who are the real saboteurs anyway?
As I stand out on the quad one morning at 5:45 a.m. and watch a constellation of white flecks of snow softly settling downwards, I wonder what will be broken today and what life will be like in the future as more and more people feel themselves less and less connected to the institutions of their society. Peaceful I hope. But it won’t be boring.
I am shocked that this wasn’t picked up. It’s got unions, class issues, universities turning its back on former students… this was a great piece.
The silly rules about operating budgets vs. capital funds is one hell of a perverse incentive. If they’re willing to put custodial in there, what else are they putting in there? Dean’s alcohol budget?
How much money (overhead) would they really be saving by doing this? Is it really more than they’d lose in quality control and bad press?
The “running a place like a business” needs to change to “running a place like a business that expects to be here five/ten/twenty years from now”. The willingness to eat its own seed corn so it won’t have to dip into its operating budget is stupid, stupid, stupid.Report
probably because it’s not ‘Murica! (Heck Yeah!). But Maclean’s might run it as an example of the Harper House of Horror that is the present day Great White North.Report
Oooh! Good idea, Kolohe!
Dude, mash the two posts together, put another 1000 words in there, and send it to Maclean’s. It’s worth a shot.Report
Oooh! I did not think of that! Thanks!
Interestingly, Maclean’s ran a piece a few years ago on Canada being one of the worst countries in the industrialized world in which to have a PhD. I remember it very distinctly because it came out the month before I defended my dissertation!!Report
Jay: Thanks! I did sent it to a number of left-leaning sites and I’ve noticed that some corners of the internet write more about identities and personalities than structures, which was my explanation. I was more surprised, actually, that the conservative publication I sent it to wasn’t interested. [Note: Alas, one of the best left-leaning sites I sent it to did get back with interest the day after it went up here- alas, I sort of jumped the gun!]
The contract fight was mindblowing to me because the university spent a fortune on lawyers and took fourteen months, finally going to binding arbitration with the crown in order to fight their cleaners. However, the maintenance union was pushing for a raise to a “professional wage” because wages have been frozen for I think the last seven years for cleaners. So, I’ve heard it suggested that our university was under pressure from the other local universities not to cave and set a precedent. The other thing is, if you hire contract workers, they don’t get the sick leave, vacation time, pensions, and other perqs (reimbursed tuition for full-timers!) that regular workers would get.
The drawback probably wouldn’t be bad press so much, but the quality of the work would drop off. Without getting too specific, some of the work we do is actually dangerous if done incorrectly, so I’m not sure how they’d handle that. But, in general, people get really pissed if their workplace looks filthy. So, maybe they’ll keep us. I have also considered whether this is an effort on their part to get a better contract in 2018, after a number of people will likely quit. They’re offering a payout to anyone who quits ($10,000!!), but since most of the regulars think they’re getting fired, MAYBE they could let them quit and keep the rest of us to twice as much work, but keep our jobs.Report
I really liked the descriptions in the second and last paras, Rufus.
Also, having once been a university student, I will just say that it is very possible the saboteurs are students, particularly on-campus-housed ones. They often get bored, and find novel or surprising ways to gain access to restricted areas and equipment. And monkey with them.Report
I’d think it could have been the students, but we’re definitely the key suspects with security. At least, they’ve posted all of their fliers asking for tips about the damages on the doors of the janitor’s closets or inside the closets, which seems to be clear enough. They also appealed to us at an already surreal annual departmental meeting. In their defense though, I think we’re the only ones aside from some tradesmen with the keys to get into those rooms.Report
You’d be surprised at what “keys” open which doors and start up what equipment. And on-campus students have nothing but time to try things.
For example, we figured out how to open the dorm elevator’s exterior doors using a wire coat hanger and the emergency access hole while the car was on the floor below. You could then “ride” the elevator car from on top (there’s an override control on the roof you can use to “drive” the car; this causes great consternation to the unknowing and hapless passengers inside it). We also figured out that our dorm room keys could be used to start up the golf carts used by campus maintenance (leading to many a midnight joyride, some property damage, and occasional pursuit by campus police), as well as a Caterpillar machine and a scissor lift. My roommates once got into the baseball field sports equipment lockers somehow, and I came back to our room to find one of them dressed in full catcher’s regalia sitting on his bunk. When I visited my brother at his school, we got drunk one night and managed to get into the theoretically-locked performing arts building, and stupidly climbed backstage scaffolding until we got access to the roof. In high school a few of us got access to a storage room and stole a bunch of chocolate (we had to pay it back).
Even if your university is using higher-tech access control like keycards and such, I wouldn’t put it past resourceful and bored students to figure out workarounds, like those kids who figured out how to steal cars that use key fobs and ignition buttons, using a $20 signal booster.Report
This is very well written, I don’t understand what the other publications are smoking that they didn’t pick it up. It also kind-of plays to my biases and opinions re: university administrations.Report
Re: The Graveyard Shift
A decade ago when I was trying for a career as a theatre director, I heard being a legal proofreader was a great way to make money because it paid a fairly high wage (18-24 an hour) and was not as physically demanding as waiting or bar tending.
In order to please the temp agencies, I would do a graveyard shift every now and then. These would also from 10 PM-6 AM or 12 AM-8 AM. They were also always for BigLaw firms.
I always found the situation very strange because I would be sitting in a big office tower in the middle of the night and it would be in Midtown Manhattan or around Wall Street. I was living at home on Long Island and would head home as everyone else was pouring into work.
The graveyard position was not just filled with freelancing proofreaders. There were a whole load of staff word processors working through the night making sure that documents were ready for the morning. There were also a bunch of staff proofreaders. The word processors tended to be blue-collar, the proofreaders tended to be people with artistic training. I remember one guy was a novelist and one woman was a composer. Or was it the other way around?
I’d gathered that many of the typists were on the graveyard shift for years if not decades. I suppose there is a nice quiet to working the night shift, you don’t have an associate or partner on your back demanding that something be done now because they are usually at home asleep. You have a supervisor but she also had her assignments. There were about ten or so word processors and three or so full-time proofreaders.
Still this is the Marvel of Global Capitalism that an overnight staff of word processors is necessary. I wonder if the recession destroyed these jobs?Report
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2015/04/uber_says_it_ll_generate_1_million_jobs_this_year_depends_how_you_define.single.html
Independent Contracting and Contingent Labor seem to be on the rise.Report
Yeah, they do. I wonder if that’s going to become the norm. Not so much because it saves money, but because it gives employers “flexibility” (read: power).Report
Another great piece.
fits a university like a slot machine in a church
I don’t think you’re a Heinlein reader, otherwise I’d suspect that was a Stranger in a Strange Land reference.Report
A very good piece Rufus.
One thing though:
“At work they’ve started sabotaging the machinery that keeps the buildings functioning. It happens late at night and no one really knows quite how it’s going down, but they know for certain that someone or a small group of people is going into the mechanical rooms that regulate the buildings’ temperature, power supply, water flow, air flow, and countless other vital functions, and they’re shutting off machines, breaking others, turning the temperature up to stifling or down to freezing, sending too much water through the pipes, and even smashing the machines themselves, leaving the campus buildings in disarray. The most likely culprits are janitors”
Its not janitors.
Its the stationary engineers who are doing it. This is actually my true field, and most of the equipment to control what you are describing is pretty specific to the trade, and making even minor adjustments is quite difficult.Report
Thanks! I am SO going to mention this tomorrow at work! Like I said above, Campus Security is really making it clear they think one of the cleaners did it, which given what you’re saying here is pretty hilarious.Report
On publishing:
First, I would try for print mags over on-line sites. Even though it seems a harder medium to break into, it gives you ‘credibility’ that makes it easier to convince on-line publishers to take a risk. Or so it seems to me, anyway.
Second is the submission itself. When submitting a piece like this, scope out potential publications, spend some time looking at back issues, and try to identify a specific editor working on the publication to send a query; you’ll ask them if they want to see the piece, but not actually send it to them.
Third is the nature of the query. It has to do three things. First, it has to give the editor a reason to publish the piece, so it must answer the question “Why is this timely.” That’s probably more important than the actual content of the piece you’re submitting, which is the second goal, a brief synopsis of the submission. Third is biographical, establishing you’ve got the chops to publish, and includes your portfolio of work, education, etc.
It’s also helpful to work your network; who do you know who’s published in the types of places you want to submit? Ask for names and references. A real connection that pulls you out of the slush pile is a leg up; and it’s helpful to work those connections hard.
One market you might want to consider is radio; I submitted some pieces to Maine Public Radio; had one accepted, and it opened a lot of doors for me. Not to mention that recording the piece was a blast. This piece seems like it would be quite comfortable on CBC; it’s lovely.Report
Thanks for this advice. I will follow up on this.
I should note that I posted this here because I simply hadn’t heard back from a number of sites after a few months of shopping it around. With my unerringly bad sense of timing I did hear back this morning from a site that is very popular and pays pretty well asking if they could run it, provided it had not been run elsewhere. They had a “crazy March” apparently.. So, clearly, I should be taking all the advice on publishing I can get and not relying on my instincts, which are usually not great!Report
“Sensing an unnecessary expense…..replaced with whatever company bids the lowest.”
Damn right they will.
“I have been told that, if we work hard enough until then, we could be recommended to be rehired by that contracted company and work the same job, part-time, for minimum wage. The old-timers are understandably glum.” Yes, the “recommendation” that goes to the circular file. No one’s hiring a bunch of older workers with the associated higher costs when they can get cheaper younger folks to do the job and be less disgruntled.
““Running a university like a business” also requires, for some strange reason, creating a bloated and top heavy, well-renumerated, administrative structure to implement this yield-driven “free market” model that fits a university like a slot machine in a church.”
Nah, that’s just the excuse. A bureaucrat’s job is to preserve and extend his work. All those folks aren’t really necessary. In fact, people who are not used to working in a for profit organization that relentlessly focuses on managing costs and profitability cannot make the transition well to that model.Report
When somebody talks about ‘running [public, non-profit whatever] like a business, it always means that those somebodies want to be in a small, extremely well-paid and powerful elite, sucking all of the money.Report
Oh? I’ll be glad to tell the old biddies you approve of them using SLIDE RULES, and can’t fucking be bothered to support those of us with enough talent to let five people do the work of 500.Report
Damon,
the search for “profitability” has cost our non-profits direly. Unless you really think it’s acceptable for the Komen Foundation to support more cancer causing activities…Report
The old guys know they are going to get hosed because they will. Being recommended means nothing. BFD.
““Running a university like a business” also requires, for some strange reason, creating a bloated and top heavy, well-renumerated, administrative structure to implement this yield-driven “free market” model that fits a university like a slot machine in a church.” No it doesn’t, that’s just the BS they claim. A bureaucrat desires to expand and increase his power and authority. Those are the lies they tell to expand their scope. It’s been my experience that those who don’t come from the for profit world don’t make the transition well and end up making things worse, so odds are, this will all end much worse.Report
“No it doesn’t, that’s just the BS they claim. A bureaucrat desires to expand and increase his power and authority. Those are the lies they tell to expand their scope.”
Yeah, sadly, I think this is dead on. I know an increasing number of university presidents do come from the profit world now, but the BIG caveats are they don’t seem to have spent a lot of time there, they often have NO experience with academia, and they’re coming into a hugely artificially inflated market anyway. The deanlets and deanlings and other bureaucrats beneath them, meanwhile, have spent their professional career in this world trying to establish more offices and more underlings.Report