The Phanton Meh-nace
This is the fourth in a series of reviews I am writing for each of the live-action theatrical Star Wars films. I’ll be reviewing the films in release order in order to give the proper historical context for each film. I’ll also be grading and ranking each film as I go. This review will contain spoilers.
Following the release of Return of the Jedi, the announcement of new Star Wars films seemed inevitable. George Lucas never planned on a sequel trilogy, but the idea of prequel trilogy fascinated him and was an idea that never really went away. Even still it took almost a decade for the films to be announced. Lucas had lofty goals for his new trilogy – the films would be technologically cutting-edge and the story would be an epic tragedy, transforming the series from the story of Luke Skywalker to the story of Anakin Skywalker. The series would also answer so many of the questions the original films set up – what the Clone Wars were, how the Republic was transformed into the Empire, and how the Jedi Order were nearly wiped out.
While Lucas decided to write the films, the prospect of Lucas directing them seemed faint – he admittedly doesn’t really like directing films, and shopped the film to, among others, Ron Howard, Robert Zemeckis, and Stephen Spielberg. These three directors were inspired choices: Ron Howard is a consistent and professional filmmaker with some truly phenomenal films, Robert Zemeckis is a technological master intent on expanding the way films are made, and Spielberg is probably the single-greatest blockbuster director of all time. All three of these directors turned Lucas down, however – they felt only Lucas himself could realize his vision.
What is left in the prequel trilogy, then, is in effect the work of a singular artist. Not to play down the work of the amazing practical and digital effects artists, but Lucas wrote and directed every prequel film – this is his trilogy, the way he wanted it to be, and the entire world was ready. After a decade and a half of waiting, George Lucas unveiled the most anticipated film of the century on May 19, 1999 with a reaction almost nobody was expecting.
This review will not focus on the divided fan response to The Phantom Menace, but any review is incomplete without noticing. Critics were generally lukewarm on the film and audiences ate it up, grossing nearly a billion dollars by the end of its theatrical run, but many committed Star Wars fans undoubtably left disappointed or angry, with some calling it one of the worst films ever made. Only now, two decades later, has the backlash to the prequels really subsided as a new generation of Star Wars fans can now voice and defend the films they grew up on.
So how is The Phantom Menace, divorced from expectations and anger? It’s a decent, serviceable, and very uneven film that juggles some great ideas, setpieces, and incredible ambition with some annoying and unsatisfying elements. It’s a film I like, and a film I’ve seen more times than I’d like to admit, but let’s go over the positives first.
I actually really like the pacing of The Phantom Menace. It’s a more deliberate and slower-paced film than any other in the series, but I think it benefits from solid worldbuilding because of it. My favorite section of the film is the middle segment on Tatooine – I genuinely love this part of the film. For all the claims of weak, bland characters, this is where things shine for me. Shmi Skywalker as a character is one of the most underrated in the series, Watto is an effective adversary, and the podracing sequence still stands out as incredibly fun and well-paced.
I also really appreciate the politics. For all the people bemoaning the fact that Star Wars dared look at the “boring” realm of politics, in hindsight this is the one aspect of the prequels that has aged the best. The political situations in the film are well-explained and also incredibly realistic: wars and dictators don’t emerge in a day. They come from the smallest of conflicts, abused and stretched far beyond their usual importance. World War I started with the assassination of a minor member of royalty; the end of the Republic began with the taxation of trade routes. Palpatine is also a great villain – if you didn’t know he was the bad guy, his efforts to “help” his people and end corruption seem heroic. The Senate portion of the film, as an adult with a keen interest in politics, is really excellent. The movie looks and sounds great, despite a few aged CGI effects, which really helps add to the idea of a massive universe with many unique worlds and people.
Finally, I find most of the action to be excellent. The second lightsaber fight is not just the best of the prequel trilogy, it’s one of the best in the series. Far from a weightless, over-choreographed fight, it’s intense, grounded, and entirely satisfying. In fact, it’s such a good fight that it overshadows the rest of the four-way crosscut finale. I also think the brief first lightsaber fight is excellent as well, providing a bit of tension and energy in the middle of the story.
Of course, The Phantom Menace is not perfect. Not even close. The Gungans as a whole don’t really add much aside from a beautiful underwater city, and Jar Jar Binks nearly derails the entire film with his early antics. While these are thankfully toned down as the film goes on, his early appearance is so grating that I can understand why many despise him. Jake Lloyd is not the best choice for Anakin, but he’s not an entirely lost cause – he’s just not that good. Fully half of the four-way finale isn’t really that interesting – the space fight is relentlessly average and the Gungan ground fight really fails to engage, in part due to the inability to take them seriously. The addition of a Chosen One plot is cliched, the dialogue gets a bit stiff at times, and the addition of some juvenile humor is really out of place. Some of the characters are also not really elaborated on enough: Darth Maul only has a handful of lines, the Trade Federation are greedy for the sake of greed, and so on. If you like nitpicking, this is an easy film to nitpick.
On the whole, The Phantom Menace is a decent film. It’s a film can watch, enjoy, and even admire to some extent in spite of its many shortcomings. It’s not a great film, but it’s far from the disaster so many claim it to be.
Star Wars saga rankings:
- The Empire Strikes Back – A+
- Star Wars – A+
- Return of the Jedi – A-
- The Phantom Menace – B
Maribou and I were really excited about this one.
I saw the original trilogy in the theaters and was part of the playground rabbinical councils that discussed such things as “my mom told me that one of her students told her that Darth Vader got dropped into a volcano by Obi Wan and that’s why he wears that suit” and having another of the kids say “my older brother’s friend read the books and he told my brother the same thing!”
When the Ep I trailer showed up, Maribou and I were *STOKED*.
And we saw it and we walked back to the car in silence.
“What did you think?”, she asked me when we got to the car. “IT WAS *FINE*!”
And we drove home in silence.Report
One of my friends went to it on opening night and there was a super fan who showed up in a nearly movie-quality Darth Maul costume. After the movie was over, as they were exiting, the guy in the Darth Maul costume wadded it up and threw it in the trash can with the empty popcorn bags and drink cups.Report
I lied to myself for a while, maybe a couple hours, after the film and told myself it was good.Report
I saw TPM at a work outing, and our response was uniformly negative. JarJar was obviously the worst thing in it, but the kid actor who played Anakin added nothing, the confusion about which was the real Amidala was pointless, the pod race was a silly contrivance, and so on. I was tired enough of Qui-gon speaking entirely in aphorisms that his death was OK with me.
The film’s only redeeming feature was that it inspired this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRUReport
Oh, and I’d forgotten about the midichlorians and the virgin birth. At least Lucas had the sense to drop those.Report
Yeah, the midichlorians….just….no!Report
“World War I started with the assassination of a minor member of royalty”
Damn Prince Rudolf fanbois… ruin everything.Report
Some people disliked Franz Ferdinand on Princip-le.Report
Rudolf the heir apparent
Wasn’t happy with his wife
Even his cute young mistress
Didn’t make him like his life
All of the other Habsburgs
Used to gather round and sing
“Rudolf the heir apparent
You’ll go down at Mayerling.”Report
I’m one of the few Gen-Xers who liked the film. It has its flaws but the visual sense, the way the action is filmed, the way the plot is built are good. In fact, I would actually say they take more risks and expand the universe better than the sequels have. The main failing is Lucas’ directing of actors. Natalie Portman, an Oscar-calibre actress, is terrible. Jake Lloyd need a lot more help. McDiarmiid and McGregor are the only ones who really shine.
But it’s good. And I’ve watched it many times.
One note: when I showed the prequel trilogy to my kids, I used the order 4-5-1-2-3-6, so that the prequels becomes a flashback after you find out about Vader. it works REALLY well this way. The parallels between Anakin and Luke are stronger, the surprises are all kept well and the revelation of Leia’s identity is way better.Report
The Phantom Menace was the first Star Wars movie I saw in theaters. Having been born in ’79 I missed the theatrical releases of the original trilogy but my Father was a fan. Whenever we’d rent a VCR and cassettes the trilogy was inevitably rented along with whatever else we got.
Speaking personally I felt there was something severely wrong when I watched the Phantom Menace. The cartoonyness of everything was really off-putting when compared to the more staid visuals of the original three. The ships seemed significantly more advanced despite the fact that the prequel was happening significantly further back in time than the trilogies and the writing had gone utterly off the rails. The force being devolved down to a glorified yeast infection was shocking and the virgin birth of Anakin Skywalker was… something else. This is without even getting into the rolling horror show of Jar-Jar or how Anakin accidentally flew up to a Trade Federation ship and blew it up while doing the equivalent of banging on the keyboard of the fighter he was in. I clearly was not young enough to appreciate pod racing- at all.
I have, over the years, come to rationalize the visuals for the trilogy by telling myself that they are being described through the lenses of looking into the past. Of course they look shiny, glossy and magical- they were a golden bygone era from which the gritty present Star Wars had descended.
The best I can say for the film is that Phantom menace was better than the rolling garbage fire that was to come- its sequel.Report
They made a sequel? That brain bleach I gargled must have really worked. I remember being horrified by a sequel, but now have no idea what it was. Ah, Kamino cloners, Clone Wars, some kind of cockroach with 20 whirling lightsabers.
*Checks IMDB*
8.6/10 Star Wars
8.7/10 The Empire Strikes Back
8.3/10 Return of the Jedi
6.5/10 The Phantom Menace
6.6/10 Attack of the Clones
7.5/10 Revenge of the Sith
7.3/10 The Force Awakens
7.1/10 The Last Jedi
8.6 and 8.7 are stellar ratings that very few movies achieve. Only two sci-fi movies have come in an 8.8, Sense8 and Inception. Two are at 8.7, The Matrix and The Empire Strikes Back, and two are 8.6, Star Wars and Interstellar. That’s rarefied company, making the best sci fi movies of all time.
By the standards set by the first two, Return of the Jedi was a disappointment at 8.3, though still in a pretty lofty realm. It ranks #22 on IMDB’s sci-fi list.
To then drop to 6.5 is shocking. Phantom Menace ranks at #722 on IMDB’s sci-fi list, down there below a bunch of Godzilla movies (Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II, Godzilla vs King Ghidorah, Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster, Godzilla vs Biollante, Mothra, Godzilla: King of Monsters, Godzilla: Final Wars), a bunch of Resident Evil sequels, Titan A.E., Powerpuff Girls: The Movie, Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High Aka Vol 2, Abbot and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Just confining ourselves to the tiny universe of George Lucas, THX 1138 got better ratings than The Phantom Menace, though it is far better than Howard the Duck which got a 4.7/10.
The profound disappointment was that fans knew Lucas had years and years to perfect his nine-story arc. He had an almost unlimited budget. He had developed special effects to an incredibly better degree than was even dreamed of when the originals came out. And he had the vast number of expanded universe novels. If Star Wars was an 8.6, Phantom Menace was going to be a 9. How could it not?
We were so hyped to see the most amazing sci fi movie ever filmed, and then we walked out realizing “Yeah. That was the same guy who made Howard the Duck.
It’s canon, and an important part of the ongoing saga, so we watch it and try to overlook its flaws and failings. I’ve been known to rewatch Krull, too. But I wonder if at some point we should sweep all the prequels under the rug and tell our kids that they were high-budget “fan films” secretly funded by Star Trek producers who wanted to mock the Star Wars phenomenon? Who else would’ve added midichlorians or turned exotic aliens into derogatory 1940’s racial stereotypes?Report
Airtight analysis, witty wording and not a single line I disagree with; a fine comment from stem to stern.Report
For me, the political parts of the prequels were the one thing that really worked – if only more of the trilogy had been about the politics of the falling Republic.Report
Can you imagine?
Senator excitedly murmurs to his aides “We’ve balanced the valid interests, the opposition has indicated agreement in principle with the goals of the legislation, we could rationalize the whole trade regulatory apparatus in a way that’ll be predictable for business interests and understandable to the public!” *dramatic music soars then darkens as one of Senator Palpatine’s clerks slinks in* “Pardon me sir, I have… an amendment.Report
I saw it with a bunch of friends. We were all totally stoked about seeing it – we’d all been waiting almost 2 decades, after all. I was horrified. Jar-Jar immediately put me off, although overall I disliked building it around the Chosen One most of all. Anakin seemed just a particularly bad Gary Sue, what with all the miraculous abilities at things he’d never even tried. The politics and intrigue were all meandering and didn’t make a lot of sense. If I hadn’t been with other people, I’d have walked out, which would have improved my life by avoiding the podracing sequence. That movie made me a Star Wars non-fan for life – which was quite an accomplishment.Report
World War I started with the assassination of a minor member of royalty
As the heir presumptive to the throne of Austria-Hungary, a monarchy of 240,000 square miles (roughly the size of France) and 50,000,000 people, he was kind of a big deal.Report
Meme: “I’m kind of a big deal in Austria-Hungary.”Report