29 thoughts on “Real Fake or Fake Fake?

  1. Ill guess Jesse Duplantis, because the others are like aluminum Christmas trees. No one would believe that they are Victorian old but they really are.Report

  2. I can’t choose, because I want them all to be real (I actually know who one of them is). If I had to choose, I’d go with #2, because it seems almost too good.Report

  3. I want them all to be real.

    But I’m going to guess #2 is not, because it would show an appreciation of irony incompatible with making one’s living via prosperity gospel preaching.Report

  4. This is one where I am very familiar with the two real ones, so I will use the spoiler: #2 is the fake.

    Fun Fact about Duplanits: God once took him on a site seeing tour of heaven! Fun Fact about Dollar: God once told him He wanted Dollar to have his own luxury private jet, and He noted that he wanted Dollar’s followers to pay for it rather than have Dollar use his own money.Report

  5. As many of you knew, the fake fake is number two, Largo Mammon. I blame Creflo Dollar. On the one hand, any good fake fake has to be at least roughly as ridiculous as that name. On the other, “Creflo Dollar” is so memorable that even people not connoisseurs of the genre are likely to know this name.Report

    1. One of my childhood best friends is now a prosperity gospel minister in Tennessee. His Facebook is at times hilarious, and manages to transcend the constant, mundane religious commentary from every other person I knew growing up, including my parents. (My running joke is that I have to log into Facebook to see what the Bible is saying today.)Report

        1. Most of the people I grew up with didn’t have to “turn” gun nut.

          Next time we feel like we need more “e’ryday conservatives,” we just need to hang out on my Facebook, or hang out with me when I go home for Christmas.Report

  6. Has anyone seen a Creflo Dollar program? Whatever else one might say about him, he’s very talented.

    (There is not a whole lot of good network TV on Sunday mornings in Florida, but there is always Creflo and he is, if nothing else, very engaging.)Report

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