What will Jaybird post about now?
For that matter, what will I? It would appear that God has finally called Tim Tebow home. To his actual house, that is.
Fortunately, resurrection awaits.
Tod Kelly
Tod is a writer from the Pacific Northwest. He is also serves as Executive Producer and host of both the 7 Deadly Sins Show at Portland's historic Mission Theatre and 7DS: Pants On Fire! at the White Eagle Hotel & Saloon. He is a regular inactive for Marie Claire International and the Daily Beast, and is currently writing a book on the sudden rise of exorcisms in the United States. Follow him on Twitter.
Do I buy a Tebow #5 shirt or not? Do I change my Fantasy Football team name? What do I do with all of these Tim Tebow/Tom Brady short stories I’ve written?Report
Arena League, baby!Report
The Arena of Ordinary Gentlemen?Report
I thought that Tebow-Brady slash-fic is exactly what Ordinary Tales was founded for.Report
Just proves that hybrid specs never work; only newbs don’t max out the tree. L2P Tebow.Report
I’d say that that’s Greek to me, except that I know some Greek.Report
I am completely stunned by this news. Oh wait, no I’m not.Report
With the news that Vince Young was cut by the Pack I am wondering how would Tebow look in green and gold.Report
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo….!Report
Just Me, I thought you liked the Pack?Report
All you tebow haters. Lol. Green Bay might be the only place he could play and not be bigger than the team he plays for.Report
Tebow’s personality and charisma could be integrated into the Packers, I agree.
But seriously, I’d rather have Matt “Dying Quail” Flynn back. The quarterback ought be able to hit something other than the “71” on Josh Sitton’s back when he passes.Report
I am listening to Don McLean’s “Vincent” and doing a slideshow of Tim Tebow pictures.Report
I’d completely forgotten that song. It used to be one of my favorites. Please don’t muck it up with images of Tebow.Report
Anybody here see my old friend Tim Tebow?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lotta people but it seems the good…
Don’t they die young?
Seems I just turned around and he’s gone…Report
And Tebow was his name,
But every time he played the outcome was the same.
And what’s to blame?
Throwing at a wideout’s cleats
As if he caught footballs with his feet
Slow release and slower reads on almost every play
Sacks and interceptions filled the box score every day.
But God I loved the guy,
And I’d write a thousand posts around the net just to limn
“All that he did was to win!” Report
Tebow in Buffalo? This could provide some entertainment. I’ll grab the popcorn.
“Could Tebow wind up signing with the Buffalo Bills, who currently count two rookie quarterbacks, undrafted Jeff Tuel and first-round pick E.J. Manuel, on their roster?”
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2013/08/31/john-fox-tim-tebow-denver-broncos-nfl/2751947/Report
Mark Thompson should feel free to cut and paste from my comment above.Report
Unfortunately, Buffalo just cut Matt Leinart, the one guy in football who could be traded for Tebow straight up.Report
In my meatworld fantasy league, I had that player listed as follows on my draft sheet:
“Matt Leinart. Matt Leinart? For reals?”Report