What will Jaybird post about now?


Tod Kelly

Tod is a writer from the Pacific Northwest. He is also serves as Executive Producer and host of both the 7 Deadly Sins Show at Portland's historic Mission Theatre and 7DS: Pants On Fire! at the White Eagle Hotel & Saloon. He is  a regular inactive for Marie Claire International and the Daily Beast, and is currently writing a book on the sudden rise of exorcisms in the United States. Follow him on Twitter.

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  1. Avatar Jaybird says:

    Do I buy a Tebow #5 shirt or not? Do I change my Fantasy Football team name? What do I do with all of these Tim Tebow/Tom Brady short stories I’ve written?Report

  2. Avatar Marchmaine says:

    Just proves that hybrid specs never work; only newbs don’t max out the tree. L2P Tebow.Report

  3. Avatar Fish says:

    I am completely stunned by this news. Oh wait, no I’m not.Report

  4. Avatar Just Me says:

    With the news that Vince Young was cut by the Pack I am wondering how would Tebow look in green and gold.Report

  5. Avatar Jaybird says:

    I am listening to Don McLean’s “Vincent” and doing a slideshow of Tim Tebow pictures.Report

    • Avatar Cascadian in reply to Jaybird says:

      I’d completely forgotten that song. It used to be one of my favorites. Please don’t muck it up with images of Tebow.Report

      • Avatar Jaybird in reply to Cascadian says:

        Anybody here see my old friend Tim Tebow?
        Can you tell me where he’s gone?
        He freed a lotta people but it seems the good…
        Don’t they die young?
        Seems I just turned around and he’s gone…Report

      • Avatar Mike Schilling in reply to Cascadian says:

        And Tebow was his name,
        But every time he played the outcome was the same.
        And what’s to blame?
        Throwing at a wideout’s cleats
        As if he caught footballs with his feet
        Slow release and slower reads on almost every play
        Sacks and interceptions filled the box score every day.

        But God I loved the guy,
        And I’d write a thousand posts around the net just to limn
        “All that he did was to win!”

  6. Avatar Cascadian says:

    Tebow in Buffalo? This could provide some entertainment. I’ll grab the popcorn.

    “Could Tebow wind up signing with the Buffalo Bills, who currently count two rookie quarterbacks, undrafted Jeff Tuel and first-round pick E.J. Manuel, on their roster?”

  7. Avatar Mike Schilling says:

    Unfortunately, Buffalo just cut Matt Leinart, the one guy in football who could be traded for Tebow straight up.Report