Preseason Week Four

by · August 30, 2013

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  1. Michael Drew says:
    August 30, 2013 at 3:12 am

    He played better. (Which owes to the fact that he played.) We’ll see if he makes the team. My suspicion is that he will; it’s not much of a favor to Urban Meyer to bring him in just to then turn around and cut him, after all.Report

  2. Jaybird says:
    August 30, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    Tom Brady was giving one of his usual “right before the big game” rants. This was rant #4, itself a variant of one of the last major monologues in The Outlaw Josey Wales.

    “Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you’re not gonna win, then you gotta start hating the Giants. I mean hating them from the bottom of the soles of your feet to the top of your haircut! Hate them and hate them and hate them. If you waver for a second, you’ll lose! You *NEED* to *HATE* the *GIANTS*! That’s just the way it is!”

    Tim Tebow quietly finished his laces and looked at Tom Brady. “I try to be a good Christian and that means that I don’t hate anybody. Even the Giants.” Tim Tebow quietly stood up. “Though I do pity them.”Report

  3. Jaybird says:
    August 31, 2013 at 11:42 am

    Aaaaaand Tim Tebow was released.

    There goes that.Report

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