Today’s Best Sentence

by · July 30, 2015

Mike Schilling

Mike has been a software engineer far longer than he would like to admit. He has strong opinions on baseball, software, science fiction, comedy, contract bridge, and European history, any of which he's willing to share with almost no prompting whatsoever.

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  1. Michael Drew says:
    July 31, 2015 at 1:05 am

    So many potential contexts where it would perfectly apply. A WWI memoir. A Kafkaesque novel. If I were presented with it de novo in a game where you had to invent a piece of literature it came from, I’m not sure baseball is a context I’d think of to place it in.

    Also: it’s a great possibility for a story prompt, one of which hasn’t appeared here for a while. I guess if something were published using it, it’d have to be an epigraph rather than a line in the story, but that’s okay right?Report

  2. Kazzy says:
    July 31, 2015 at 8:46 am

    Are you telling me there is a problem that alcohol can’t solve?Report

  3. Guy says:
    August 1, 2015 at 3:54 pm

    “Ah. My arm is missing.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jidZCvGHdBM&t=3m30sReport

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