How to Mock a Warmonger
[Note: I am currently working on a book about Guy Hickok, a New York newspaper writer in Paris in the 20s, who was friends with Ezra Pound, Lincoln Steffens, and Ernest Hemingway, among others, and was my great-grandfather. This is adapted from there.]
One of the stranger political figures that Guy Hickok interviewed during the early 1920s was Gabriele d’Annunzio, today a largely forgotten political anomaly, but for a time expected to be the transformative, nationalist, militant leader that much of Italy was clamoring for- before his pupil Mussolini stepped in to fill that role.
Italy had come out of the First World War with expectations that were all out of proportion to what the peace treaties wanted to accomplish or her actual role in the war. As a result, many Italians felt marginalized and treated like a small member of the Big Four, especially as they had hoped for territorial gains that would “make the Adriatic into an Italian sea,” as one historian puts it, and ran up against Wilsonian democracy and newly independent or created nations, such as Yugoslavia, that were unwilling to give up their land. Such was the case with the port city of Fiume, previously located in the Austro-Hungarian Empire and claimed at the time by Yugoslavia (now Rijeka, Croatia), but desired by Italy because its inner city had a large Italian population. The other member states were strongly opposed to Italy’s claims- Woodrow Wilson took to the newspapers with an editorial speaking against it- and the Italian delegation to the peace conferences got nowhere.
Enter d’Annunzio
Which was when a group of Italian militants led by the eccentric poet and hyper-nationalist, Gabriele d’Annunzio stormed in and occupied the city. D’Annunzio had been a journalist, prince, and one of the leading poets of Italy’s Decadent movement before the war and remade himself during the war as a heroic member of the elite Arditi storm troops who had flown over Vienna to drop propaganda. His effusive writings were extremely popular and expressed a political viewpoint that turned increasingly hyper-nationalist and irredentist. He wrote much about the purifying force of violence and wanted Italy to engage in a life or death military struggle in order to define itself. Ernest Hemingway would describe him as a “buccaneer” and admired his writings greatly. Guy was less impressed.
D’Annunzio dressed in immaculate, black military uniforms, shaved his head bald, and had a seemingly endless stock of female lovers. Outraged by the Paris peace talks and what he saw as a “mutilated victory” being handed to Italy, d’Annunzio conquered the city with 2,000 irregular troops and established himself as “Il Duce” of the Independent State of Fiume. Italy didn’t want the trouble and demanded he surrender. Guy reported that the “Italian militarists” meanwhile hoped that “D’Annunzio’s presence in Fiume will force the Yugoslavs to commit like aggressive acts (and) the whole of Italy will support D’Annunzio.” Italy eventually tried blockading Fiume, demanding again that D’Annunzio surrender. In return, d’Annunzio attempted to declare war on Italy.
The question was what nationality were the residents of Fiume, a question being asked, if not shouted, about residents of many parts of Europe, not to mention America throughout the decade; the paper also reported on the crusade to shut the borders of the US to immigrants and even to remove all foreign language books from libraries in order to promote ‘Americanization.’ Guy noted the similarities and argued that average people were the losers who took it in the neck in these debates:
“America for Americans! Yugoslavia for Yugoslavians! To h—- with furriners! So the poor local Italian population (of Fiume) is in for it either way.” Throughout his newspaper writing, Guy took interest in how average people survived these sorts of upheavals when men with grandiose visions of nations, races, or political orders began to conceptualize with the aid of guns.
Traveling to Fiume
Naturally, as the occupation of Fiume wore on, Guy traveled to this “little comic opera court in the disputed city” to try to get an interview with d’Annunzio. After a brief wait, he interviewed the Duce and decided to respond d’Annunzio’s raptures about the ideal of Fiume with what he saw as the appropriate level of seriousness, writing: “One’s greatest shock on meeting Gabriele D’Annuncio for the first time is the sudden realization that the glossy egg-like baldness of his cranium is voluntary… A deep rim of potential hair, shaved close to the skin, shows through the poet’s translucent scalp…”
Throughout the interview, Guy was unable, or unwilling to get over the fact that d’Annunzio shaved his head. He noted his luck that D’Annunzio had allowed him in for an informal chat during a palace luncheon with his men, while “most of the other newspaper visitors had cooled their heels from ten days to three weeks in waiting” a tactic to demonstrate power that Mussolini was also fond of using. Guy described the strange scene: roast goose, spaghetti, fruit, coffee, and “the best white bread I have had in a year” served impeccably while a female pianist waited to play and amused herself by pelting the guests with bread balls. “One well-aimed shot hit the Secretary of State smack in the middle of his bald spot greatly to the lady’s delight. Another lodged in the beard of a young man wearing a Sam Browne belt. He was a poet, lending support, primarily of a moral nature, to ‘the cause'”.
D’Annunzio walked over to the window and started holding forth on his political ideas, “he began in French, sprinkling ‘ne c’est pas’ as thickly as a traveling man peppers his fried eggs, ‘You see here the crystallization of all the ideals of liberty in the world.’ Of course he was taking a deal for granted what I saw.”
D’Annunzio saw Fiume as the embodiment of an idea that would “annex the world” over time. Guy saw other things in the scene: “This is no ordinary poet; no, no. Ordinary poets love hair. Whenever they can, they raise a mane. And if they can’t raise a mane, they raise every last pellicle they can. The hair stimulator market was organized for and has been kept alive by poets… Yet here is a poet who goes to the unheard of extreme of not only refusing to raise long hair, but refusing to raise any hair at all. Clearly the poetry society ought to do something.”
Finally, after an article in which he quoted d’Annunzio’s ideas, but focused more on the military hero’s scalp, Guy made a few other concluding observations: “ D’Annunzio may be interesting as a natural, unnatural, or pathological phenomenon. What he says is the purest, most undiluted bunk of all the oceans of that product that have spoiled white paper since the end of the war.”
The Limits of Mockery
Guy’s flippant approach to covering d’Annunzio seems a bit unprofessional today when newspaper writing reads as dry, formulaic, and even somewhat robotic. It was certainly poorly received by those of d’Annunzio’s supporters who wrote into the paper to complain. Yet, it was his regular style- finding the odd detail to both mock the powerful and bring a story to life. Interestingly, he would next run afoul of Italian readers for pointing out one embarrassing but less amusing detail about the newly appointed Prime Minister, Benito Mussolini, when he interviewed the leader at Rapallo: Guy insisted on referring to Mussolini as a dictator.
Mockery finally had its limits. In Spring, 1933, Guy was sent to Berlin to cover the anti-Jewish boycotts that came with Hitler’s appointment as Reich Chancellor. He tried, and failed to milk some humor from the scene:
…absurd little motorcars crossed the street in front of us. They sagged on their feeble springs, one of them fantastically dragging its rear mudguard. The little cars were packed with incredible men in mustard-colored caps and shirts. Where could they have found such men? The German race is not noted for beauty, but these could have only been a selection produced by an ‘ugly contest’… Suddenly, in the center of the crossing they yelled, each glaring at a different point of the compass with admirable German discipline, they roared in voices obviously as ‘frightening’ as they could make them: ‘Kauf- nicht- bei- Juden! Kauf- nicht- bei- Juden!’ (Buy nothing of Jews) The four little cars loaded with Frankenstein monsters sagged their way out of sight. We looked at each other and laughed. This was too funny; yet I had a little feeling of goose-flesh down my spine…”
He returned reborn as a strident and passionate opponent of Naziism.
awesome series, sirrah.Report
“awesome series, sirrah”? Is that like when people tell me, “Nice hat, asshole”?Report
Que sirrah sirrah…Report
i just thought it sounded cool. #snifflesReport
Didn’t bother me. Admittedly, I like to imagine that everyone else on the Internet is a highly intelligent koala bear, so I’m usually happy with whatever anyone comments.Report
So what ever happened to D’Annuzio? We get this much story about him, and we know he was no Mussolni, and there is no independent Republic of Fiume today, so we know he failed somehow. But he must have had some power for some time; he wasn’t Emperor Norton I.
Also, the word “irredentist” may be a bit obscure here; what territories was D’Annuzio trying to “restore” to a nation barely fifty years old?Report
Well, eventually Italy got sick of his occupation and bombarded Fiume until he went home. The funny thing is he returned to Italy and was well taken care of- given a title by the King, made president of the Royal Academy, and lived until 1938. The unfortunate part was Mussolini, who was pressured to join the occupation of Fiume and decided it would be better to stay home and organize, eventually eclipsed him. Also, about two years after he returned from Fiume, someone pushed him out a window and that sort of threw him off his game.
The Italian irredentists wanted to claim any piece of land where there was a substantial Italian speaking population, in order to get back some of the places that Napoleon claimed and even, in the case of North Africa, to get back places the Roman Empire lost. The idea was to reach Italy’s “natural borders”- a concept that many countries at the time were obsessed with. Here’s a pretty good introduction that distinguishes between that and the risorgimento.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_irredentismReport
Seventy years on and China’s doing much the same thing, uncovering “evidence of historical Chinese occupation” all over the South Asian Sea.
Oh, and then we have the pretext for the Russian occupation of Eastern Europe.Report
The history of Italy from Napoleon to World War II is filled with too many impossible characters to not have been written by an eccentric German sometime in the mid-20th century.
Also, if I remember correctly, Mussolini may have attempted to kill D’Annuzio by having him thrown out of a building. When that merely wounded him (because again, these cannot be real people), Mussolini then spent most of the rest of his life supporting him financially with the understanding that D’Annuzio would not re-enter public life so long as he was well taken care of.Report
I keep on telling you, truth is always stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to be at least plausible.
Only in truth do people go to war over pantzing each other (China, ages ago — it was quite a fad of diplomatic incidents).Report
Marlo: Don’t seem possible.
Chris: It don’t.
Marlo: That’s some Spiderman shit there.Report
If Omar had written pretty good, extremely sexual novels, I might think his character was based on D’Annuzio.Report
I don’t think it was ever quite figured out who was behind his defenstration, although odds are pretty good the Fascisti had something to do with it. Accounts of his fall vary wildly too with one of my absolute favorites being that his political career was supposedly hurt by the widespread belief that he had fallen out of the window while high on cocaine and attempting to fondle a niece.Report
Somebody would so win an Oscar for playing this dude.Report
a heroic member of the elite Arditi storm troops who had flown over Vienna to drop propaganda
“Those Germans thugs might call themselves stormtroopers, but a real storm troop can drop a leaflet into a mail slot from 3000 feet up.”Report
And I thought they couldn’t hit anything!Report
the purifying force of violence
A lot of people still seem to believe in this.Report
On d’Annunzio, from here:
And,
Read the whole thing. I’m telling you, he is an impossible person.Report
I am SO working “manners of a mountebank” into something, somewhere.Report
When I read that description, I changed my Twitter profile description to it immediately.Report
And bought the biography.Report
It’s one of those phrases you automatically hear in Monty Burns’ voice.Report
But then, even his children had to call him maestro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7APrz5K1YIReport