Friday Jukebox: Matt the Electrician’s “College”
by Maribou
Note: This post is part of our League Symposium on Higher Education in the 21st Century. You can read the introductory post for the Symposium here. To see a list of all posts in the Symposium so far, click here.
At the age of 21, I dropped out of college for a lot of reasons I couldn’t explain and the very good reason that my heart would break if I had to live so far away from Jaybird for another whole year.
At the age of 22, I never wanted to go back and I was so incredibly glad to be free of all those reasons-I-couldn’t-yet-have-
At the age of 25, I finished my undergraduate degree. Not because I particularly wanted to, but because my new boss thought it was a good idea, and I wanted to soothe both my husband and the various parental figures in my life, who were becoming increasingly worried that I never would, and that I might thus someday end up POOR AND ALONE. (I had, actually, been poor, and had felt pretty fucking alone – and while it sucked an awful lot, it wasn’t as bad for me as college was; but you couldn’t tell them that.) It was easier to go through a year of just about anything I was good at (no matter how much I hated it) than to watch them worry any longer. It was only a year. I never had to do it again. I was lucky to have a lot of good teachers that year, and a lot more ability to defend myself from the system. It was hellish, but we survived. (Seriously, hellish. I worked manual labor 10 hours a day for six months before my bosses let me sell stuff, and mixed manual labor / retail for 10 hours a day after that, before I went back to school. School was worse. I clung to every small and exquisite joy I could find in that year, because I’ve never been able to learn anything in a moment where I’m not happy; yet still, throwing all of those pebbles of ecstasy onto the scale… school was worse.)
At the age of 30, I was incredibly glad that my dream job was open to me because I had that all-important piece of paper. And I liked being back at college, as long as I didn’t have to be in the system itself. I thought of myself (still think of myself) as working in parallel to it, and subversively. I tell myself that I can help people who need what they’re getting more than what we’re taking away, by valuing what’s being lost, and supporting their efforts to hang on to it – that overall I do more good as a (small, self-regarding, not-always-very-effective) anodyne than I would in overt boycott.
At the age of 32, I started seriously thinking about grad school. Libraries were what I wanted to do. If we ever moved away from where I work now, I might not have many options without a professional degree. Did I really want to ruin my life because I wasn’t willing to ruin my life? I was pretty damn pissed off that my far more competent and knowledgeable officemate was always going to have fewer options than I did, because she went into our profession straight out of high school, but, well. Not like anyone without even a master’s degree was ever going to convince higher ed administrators that college degrees are only one way of proving competency.
At the age of 33, I spent three days furiously writing applications to the three grad schools of my choice, listening to the song above on repeat almost the entire time. I played the game; I thought about what they wanted to hear and I followed all the directions they gave me. But I told them the truth, too. A few months later, I heard from my “reach” school: the one we probably couldn’t have afforded; the one I didn’t even write the additional scholarship essay for; the one I thought really cared the most about the stuff I cared about too. They sent me a letter offering me a full-tuition scholarship. I opened the letter at work. Just about five minutes later, I barricaded myself in my best work friend’s office and freaked out. At length. I could barely face going back to school. How the hell was I going to to go back to school if I felt like I was on trial the entire time? Obviously, I couldn’t take their money. My friend was patient with me. He told me I didn’t have to do anything I didn’t want to, but they offered me, in all my me-ness, that scholarship, not someone else. Was it maybe worth it to see if they meant what they said?
At the age of 35, I still hate school. I still have a year left. (Actually, a little more than a year. I had some horrible family stuff happen this year, and I need to rest this summer. Luckily, the three people in charge of letting me take a bit longer aren’t the kind of people who’ve been ingested by the system; and luckily, I’m not nearly as terrified of the system as I used to be. Being a grown-up does help.) I’m still exceptionally good at the things school asks you to do (both producing, and learning); I’m still the kind of person people point at when they say “it doesn’t matter what path you take through college, it matters what you put into it”; and I still feel, almost all the time, as though I am a knife’s edge away from letting the system grind me up and spit me out.
I do stupid things, sometimes, to stay on the right side of that knife. Tonight (Monday) I stayed up too late, read what you all had to say on the symposium posts so far, and wrote this essay. In four hours, I’ll get up too early, prepare, present, and record an oral prospectus of the twenty-page paper I have to write this month for one of my classes, and then walk half-a-mile to my real job. And even though I work in a college library, I’ll be singing along with Matt the Electrician every step of the way.
Did I really want to ruin my life because I wasn’t willing to ruin my life?
At 32, that’s pretty early nowadays to come to that moment.Report
Not even the first time I’ve felt that way, actually. Just the most recent.Report
16, 20, 24, 29. Four waves.
At 29, I stopped altogether shooting for “happiness” and started shooting for “satisfaction with occasional bouts of joy”.
It was a workable tradeoff for me, and even wound up re-aligning the targeting mechanisms so that I get a lot more happiness than I thought I would.Report
Interesting. (Seriously, interesting, not just discussion-board-comment interesting.)
For me those things (happiness, satisfaction, more-than-occasional bouts of joy) have always been wound up tight together. I get all of them, or none. Mostly what works for me is to stay in the moment as much as I possibly can. Future planning goes orthogonal to that, which is why I find it so noxious. However, I continue to have more of all of it than I ever used to imagine was possible. In 2005? 2006? I wrote a blog post in my private blog for our anniversary thanking Jay for not only being the chief catalyst of my happiness, but for raising the bar on what happiness meant.Report
I’m not certain, and I don’t want to derail your post into a discussion of the drawbacks of the patriarchy for the dominant members, but there is a drawback.
It seems more common in my experience for women to have to go through more waves of internal conflict than men, regarding how they’re supposed to juggle their home, work, educational, career, and self-regarding activities. I don’t envy this, myself, to be clear. You have the myth that you can have it all, and you have to struggle with resolving that myth to reality.
Men – even guys like me who had a stay-at-home Dad for a goodly chunk of my upbringing, who had a major breadwinner who was the mother instead of the father – we have the greater culture hammering at us from about 2 until we die that we will work. For the guys who crack that mold, it’s a huge amount of internal and external work to do so. For the rest of us, who don’t crack it for whatever reason… it’s just sort of assumed. You register for the draft. You work until you die, unless you get lucky. There is no myth that we can have it all, we never thought that this was possible. That makes it a lot easier to assess tradeoffs at a much younger age, because you have less… hope? Wild optimism? I dunno how to phrase that properly.
I never had any problem considering being the stay-at-home Dad, myself, but it was always regarded as an option for my significant other to take if it worked out for everybody. It was always in the back of my mind as “a decision that can only be made by either necessity or extreme luxury”. A constrained option. Entailment.
Times like these made me wish I was 10 years older so that I would have had the time to write this stuff out of my head in a way that is clear.Report
*head-tilt*
Perhaps it is a result of my cross-gender socialization at a young age (like, 3 or 4 years old until 7 or 8 years old, when I spent ALL my time with men), or perhaps it is a result of being the caretaking oldest in a family of 4 and not wanting kids, or perhaps a result of how sick my dad was and my mom working 60 hour weeks as a teacher for most of my late childhood and adolescence…. but it NEVER occurred to me that I could have it all, or that as a woman, I should expect to do so. (Maybe it’s just that I’m those extra 5 or so years younger than y’all?)
Nor that I would ever not work; I’ve been employed continuously since I was 18, and employed continuously full-time since shortly before I turned 22, other than for the 1 year mentioned above, where I worked 15 hours a week and went to school full time.
Which is not to say that I disagree with your generalization; more that for whatever reason, I can relate to it. So, I don’t think that’s the reason for the difference?
(If you were talking about Jay raising the bar on my happiness as having a drawback for Jay… well, no – the reason he raised the bar is that I grew up in a catastrophically dysfunctional family, and had no idea of how happy people could actually be until I was several years into being so. Nothing to do with the patriarchy, I don’t think.)Report
It NEVER occurred to me that I could have it all, or that as a woman, I should expect to do so.
I grandly and sweepingly admit to an observer bias, here. I know a great many PhD wieldin’, high-falootin’-private-college-undergrad-degree-totin’ women. Some of the things I’ve overseen or overheard at various alumni meets admittedly don’t generalize at all. #whitepeopleproblems, you know?
On the other hand, I know a decent chunk of folk from dysfunctional families and with all the not-awesome that comes with that, they all do have a huge advantage over the privileged folk in the “shit got real at an early age” department, so your experience isn’t entirely alien to me, either. Most of the feral guys I know were guys, though.
I doubt there’s any real wisdom coming out of my pie-hole, here. Anecdotes and observations at best.
At any rate, if I was giving an 18 year old advice I think a good solid is, “You’re going to ask yourself this question probably a half-dozen times in the next decade and a half… ‘Do I really want to ruin my life because I wasn’t willing to ruin my life?’ It’s a lot more common than, ‘Will I hate myself if I don’t grab at this opportunity?’, which is the trite thing that people will make speeches about at graduations, but the first question is a lot more important. I don’t really have much in the way of good advice for answering that question except ‘Don’t try to answer that without having at least a couple of good sounding boards to bounce off what “ruin your life” means to you when you ask it… because outside observation will maybe save you from a lot of agonizing and maybe a couple of really bad decisions, too.”Report
I think I will probably understand your point better when I’ve had more than 3 hours of sleep (yes, again)?
I am totally behind your last paragraph, as long as we stipulate that at the end of the day, the best use of sounding boards is sometimes just to figure out what you yourself actually believe is the right thing to do.Report
I’m the 2nd luckiest man on the planet, dear. The only reason I could possibly see someone not being jealous of me is if they were jealous of you.Report
New life goal: make Jay decide he’s luckier than Ringo Starr ;).Report
Maribou, thank you for that little essay. Never forget you’ve got those of us out in the ether whom search for good stuff like this. Well done.Report
🙂 You are very welcome, whomever you are.Report
Wow. I feel old. I remember seeing Matt the Electrician was clean shaven.Report
he, that is…Report