32 thoughts on “9 Things Your Local Philosopher Won’t Tell You

  1. 10. The basic plotline of Highlander is based on a thought experiment described by Frege in “On Sense and Reference.”Report

  2. Oh man, my totally hilarious joke (not really) about #6 got sent straight to the spam filter because there’s a philosopher whose name one can’t mention here, even in a url.Report

    1. 9a: On the off hand chance philosophers uses X and Y as variables, the function employed invariably takes all arguments to a preferred conclusion.Report

    2. The spam filter is so AI-brilliant, you can’t even comment about little girls who live with their grandfathers on a mountain in Switzerland.Report

      1. I assume that the filter for the philosopher in question has to do with one of the first commenters ever to be banned, since he used said philosopher’s last name as his nom de commenting. I wonder what ever happened to him. I don’t know what other blogs he might comment on and ultimately be banned from.Report

  3. 7. It may be demonstrated a priori how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    On the contrary, this cannot be demonstrated philosophically, but the answer has been determined through economic modelling.Report

    1. The amount that a woodchuck would chuck if he could chuck wood, is the amount of wood he (or his counterpart in that world, depending on what you think of transworld identification) does chuck in the nearest possibile world, where woodchucks do chuck wood.

      Who ever said philosophers don’t answer questions? Crazy person.Report

      1. I remember seeing some empirical evidence relating to this in video footage from a Geiko car insurance commercial. As I recall, each of two (2) woodchucks chucked about half a chord. So, there ya go.Report

  4. And you use that dumb notation with all the dots and parenthese just to screw the rest of us up.Report

      1. A simulacrum of them, or the real them?

        And, what do we mean by “real”?

        And, what do we mean by “them”?

        And, what do we mean by “what”?

        I’m sorry, what were you saying…?Report

  5. Re #6: As the great philosopher once said, “Thinging, things are things.” I don’t think I need to say any more. I’d link to the quote, but naming, comments are spam.Report

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