George Lucas Taps Out
USA Today reports Disney is buying Lucasfilm from its sole owner, Mr. Lucas, for ~$4.1 billion dollars.
Said Disney CEO Robert Iger: “This is one of the great entertainment properties of all time, one of the best branded and one of the most valuable, and it’s just fantastic for us to have the opportunity to both buy it, run it and grow it.”
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Disney expects to more aggressively expand the Star Wars film schedule, Iger said in a statement. Following the release of Episode 7 in 2015, “our long term plan is to release a new Star Wars feature film every two to three years,” Iger said.
The latest part of the Star Wars saga, Star Wars Episode 7, is targeted for a 2015 release.
A couple of observations.
First, if you’re a fan of the Star Wars Franchise, this could be a non-bad thing. It would take serious effort to make a sequel that would be worse than the last three movies were.
Yes, I said that. I double-dog-dare Disney to put out a movie that’s worse than “The Clone Wars”.
Second, Disney’s purchase of Pixar led to Pixar producing Cars 2… and Brave. Disney owning another studio is thus at worst a mixed bag.
Third, I’d be hard pressed to pass up $2 billion dollars in cash and $2 billion dollars in Disney stock, myself.
This represents the beginning of a marketing frenzy that will take 3 years to culminate. It will take an act of awesomeness beyond most mortal capabilities to make a 7th Star Wars movie that I will actually want to go see.
Disney’s copyright in their classic characters is about to expire, no? You don’t need a board directive to know that’s why they bought Marvel and now Star Wars. They need more characters for the future. And I agree, taking the monopoly away from George Lucas is probably a good thing at this point.Report
Oh, you naive fool. Do you really think Disney is going to let copyrights expire on their characters?Report
It will be interesting to see if they can get the copyright law changed AGAIN to preserve the life of their original characters.Report
Also to see of the Yankees rebuild or open their wallet to try to buy another championship. Would anyone like to make a friendly wager?Report
Yankee.Report
Disney will get the law changed again.
(1) There is no substantial block of votes in Congress that would oppose such a bill. Previous installments like the Sunny Bono Act passed by overwhelming margins.
(2) Voters have never to date punished legislators for such extensions of copyright term.
(3) The cable news channels and similar outlets are corporate properties of the same copyright-holders (Disney, Viacom, etc.) that will benefit from such term extension.
(4) The Supreme Court has completely abdicated any sole in this, basically interpreting the Constitution’s “for a limited time” to mean “anything less than eternity.”
Disgraceful all around.Report
All they have to do is point out to any members of Congress who are reluctant (behind the scenes, of course) that as those copyrights expire, the heroines of beloved children’s movies are going to show up in a rash of porn films…Report
Or this.Report
?Why do you put out that press release _today_? Where’s the big downside to the deal for Disney?Report
That first question did not occur to me until I read this. Now that I have, though…
Damn good question. Don’t you want the market up and running when you drop this?Report
Yeah, those properties have to be worth a lot. I didn’t bother with “episode II” and “episode III” but I suspect most of the fanboys — and their kids! — will go see whatever dreck they crap out for another three movies. $4B seems cheap as the scale of these things goes.
I wonder if Lucasfilm is loaded up with debt? It was private, right? So there’s no way to know for sure yet…Report
Maybe because the Market remembers very well the financial impact of John Carter [on Mars] and its $250 million budget:
“On May 8, 2012, the Walt Disney Company released a statement on its earnings which attributed the $161 million deterioration in the operating income of their Studio Entertainment division to a loss of $84 million in the quarter ending March 2012 “primarily” to the performance of John Carter and the associated cost write-down.”
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Carter_(film)#Box_officeReport
Disney’s purchase of Pixar led to Pixar producing Cars 2… and Brave.
To the best of my knowledge, those are both films Pixar wanted to produce, and Disney is being hands-off with Pixar on creative (as opposed to marketing) decisions. Logically, LucasFilm should be the opposite, since they’ve made a bundle without one good creative decision in about three decades.Report
I liked Brave. Great archery scene.Report
The Dig was pretty good.
The credits that thanked Lucas? were thanking him for staying well away from the project.Report
LucasArts — their PC gaming division — produced a giant string of hits in the 90s. They were so successful that, well, they sadly came to the attention of upper management who thought “What can we do with such a great division, producing so many excellent, best-selling and highly reviewed games?”
Well, you can shut down the gaming division and license just the Star Wars IP (“We’re LucasArts, we’re only about Star Wars and why should we make games?) as part of the huge surge in SW’s merchandising.
Which is sad— the stuff LucasArts pumped out in the 90s was absolutely stellar. Top-drawer, and while their Star Wars stuff remains the best SW’s gaming to date, their non-Star Wars stuff was even better.Report
The Rogue Squadron games were among my favorites. I played the Ninetendo 64 for years.Report
Can you imagine the horror of watching a Disneyfied Jar Jar Binks?
The only way I’d pay to see Star Wars VII is if Jar Jar is captured by a cajun chef, skinned, cooked, and served with rice and beans.Report
Disneyfied further than he already is? So over-the-top he’d be genuinely funny, like the cute-animal-sidekick cockroaches in Enchanted.Report
Man, when the Princess in Enchanted sang in New York and the pigeons, roaches and rats showed up I laughed my ass off.Report
I expected to hate that movie, but tongue-in-cheek humor like that made it well worth watching.Report
Episode VII ostensibly would be a continuation of the story of Han and Laia’s Jedi babies. I don’t think an elderly Jar Jar would need to be in this film.Report
I double-dog-dare Disney to put out a movie that’s worse than “The Clone Wars”.
[adjusts glasses, nasal ‘in the extended universe’] The Clone Wars – the animated series and movies – weren’t that bad (the first go round was actually positively good). It’s Attack of the Clones that was awful[/glasses adjust]Report
You mean The Ahsoka Tano Show?
Yeah, I’m kinda looking forward to Disney wiping that from the slate. Hell, if they can exert any pressure on Del Rey to not let their authors mangle Darth Krayt as well, I’d consider those two actions alone as a net positive.Report
I think anything that removes George Lucas and his yes-men from control is a huge positive. Listening to the director’s commentaries on the Star Wars prequels is so horrifying that it spawned all sorts of Internet parodies of their stupidity, arrogance, and utter disregard for pretty much everything involved in storytelling.
He’s done well in creating Lucasfilm and advancing CGI, but that’s not an exercise in creativity, it’s having enough money to hire lots of programmers to bang out reams of complicated and freakishly boring graphics code until the tools become creatively usable. We’re lucky he didn’t use those tools to do a remake of Howard the Duck.Report
I agree. I am cautiously optimistic (key word cautiously) about an Episode 7. The prequels failed because Lucas had unlimited control and unlimited budget – the new exec will not.
Moreover, one of the key sources of prequel disappointment won’t be there – that people were waiting nearly two decades for a new Star Wars, and Phantom Menace is what they got. The new crew seems to have just over two years (which I think is a little short for this sort of Hollywood project).Report
If there’s one thing people of all political views can agree on, it’s that Lucas has to go.Report
There are few truths easily acessible to everyone in the world, this is probably one of those.Report
One of my friends went to the premier of Phantom Menace and of course some people were dressed up, with one wearing a very elaborate Darth Maul costume, probably having waited 20 years for the return of his childhood. When the movie was over and they were walking out, he threw his costume in the trash, which is pretty much what Lucas did with the fanbase.
The bar Disney has to beat is pretty darn low.Report
Your friend is one of those overly dramatic types, isn’t he?Report
I don’t know who the Darth Maul guy was. My friend was just reporting their personal observation of the costume, which probably took weeks to make, getting chucked in the garbage. She said it to reinforce how shockingly bad the movie was, especially considering that fans were expecting something that would totally blow away the earlier episodes. Instead, it was silliness with Jar Jar binks, some little kid who couldn’t act for spit – driving a pod racer, and the revelation that the force is more like a genital yeast infection than getting in touch with the power of the universe.Report
Oh, and Anakin/Darth Vader was a virgin birth. Seriously.Report
The thing is — the story was like INCHES from an almost Greek Tragedy. Inches.
They hinted that Palpatine’s Master created Anakin right before Palpatine offed him, via magic Force Rape — which was DUMB.
It wouldn’t have taken much at all to change that to Palpatine fathering Anakin through a bit more, you know, real Force rape (a bit of fun, a little mind wiping) and create a story in which three generations of Skywalkers wreck the Galaxy in an almost Oedipal fashion.
With the end being the Grandfather getting tossed down a shaft by the son he’d lied to, brainwashed (and just ensured would die slowly), who did it all for the sake of his OWN kid whom he’d never known existed until the last few years.
You could wrap a real, meaningful meta-story around that. Turn that light versus dark stuff into something more concrete than a philosophy everyone seemed to mouth by no one seemed to live.
Heh. Best line from Knights of the Old Republic Two — one Jedi questioning the main character — you, the player — as to HOW ON EARTH you thought slaughtering your way across four planets was what strengthened your connection to the force.Report
That would have too much depth and make too much sense.
[lucas voice]So someone suggested we make Palpatine Anakin’s father via rape and a memory wipe, and then I thought, “No, what if Palpatine actually came from a water cactus planet – run by Chinese Jews – where giant squid things could use eight light sabers at once, and he has to become a Sith because he caught ebola from an Ebolian and has to cure himself?” Then it turns out that he has to get rebuilt by C3PO who was wandering around during some epic space battle where the CGI was so intense that it threw him back in time, and then Luke uses R2D2 to try and follow 3PO’s time jump, ending up in the past where he knocks up Padme’s mother who also has twins, Padme and Darth Maul! So then baby Darth Maul and young Palpatine hook up on another planet and have all kinds of fun and wacky adventures while Luke remains stuck at a hover drive-in because his air-car’s motivator gets stuck, so he spends the rest of his life living on space burgers.
[/lucas voice]
Lucas wanted to recreate the B grade science fiction from his youth, which were often radio dramas where the audience had to imagine the action in their minds. Ironically, his writing and storylines are so bad that the modern audience has to imagine better writing and storylines in their heads. A coherent story doesn’t spawn an extended universe of rewrites, which is why we don’t have “Iliad IV, Revenge of the Trojans” or “Godfather X, the Reckoning.”Report
And two Jedi took this seriously. O_o
Combine that with the midichlorian yeast infection and they’ve got a girl who probably passed out at the bar and woke up without her panties and come away actually believing she got pregnant from a magic toilet seat – or something. Why even bother with the whole Sith backstory when the reason the Jedi order collapsed is right there?
Of course that trilogy ended when the super-advanced robots were stumped by post-partum depression, which is somehow fatal in space, and the Jedi were too dumb to suggest valium and some Bugs Bunny cartoons.Report
shit. considering that “people getting pregnant” from swimming pools is generally code for “incest or other abusive rape that we can’t really discuss” — and considering that inbreeding does strengthen good traits (as well as bad ones)…. This makes a scary amount of sense.Report
Supposedly, centaurs demonstrate attributes far above those of the average human.Report
Including ability for public drunkenness.Report
I believe those were the satyrs.Report
I’m a pretty big fan of the Clone Wars cartoon. I’ve seen every episode. It tells a good story and the animation is awesome.Report
Eh, the original set done by the Samurai Jack guy were the best.Report
Yes. Genndy Tartakovsky.
He captured Lucus’s vision at his best… a story for children, with a moral, that had enough timeless elements that allowed adults to remember what it was like to be children hearing these stories.
Rather than Lucas at his worst, making childrens’ movies for children in a very particular cultural moment.Report
I understand the animation and video games are part of the “canon”? After the three prequels, I don’t think the movies serve as the exclusive “canon” anymore, if they ever were. With that I look forward to the Disney reboots. Maybe in the process they can “revise” some less than stellar elements of the prequels away.Report
“It will take an act of awesomeness beyond most mortal capabilities to make a 7th Star Wars movie that I will actually want to go see.”
Really? I mean, sheer curiosity will probably drag me to the theater (although I saw Attack of the Clones on Spike while running at the gym, and man it’s as awful as you remember). It’s so huge and iconic that I can’t miss it in good conscience.Report
Yes. What people seem to forget is that we all knew at the time how awful Clones and Revenge were, but people went in droves anyway, because they were too big and shiny to resist.Report
The Thrawn books by Timothy Zahn were a heck of a lot better than the prequels.
They wouldn’t make a bad set of movies, although probably too Luke-centric.Report
Yeah, those would have been great movies 20 years ago when they came out. But you can’t recast Han Solo, at least not if he’s close to the same age he was in Jedi.Report
Mark Hamil, on the other hand, is an excellent voice actor.Report
Sure you can. Batman has been rebooted twice (soon to be three) times in the last, what, 15 years?
There’s actors out there who can handle Han Solo.
Give up on the original actors doing anything. New Han, new Luke, new Leia, new everyone.
Heck, I’d probably be happy to see a rebooted New Hope, although I’m sure the purists would wet themselves as the storyline changed to something more fitting with modern movie storytelling.Report
Princess Leia can be waterboarded!Report
And the Rebels can use drones.Report
The writing and acting and big muppets were absolutely horrible. And I loved them just the same. Absolutely loved them.Report
I could go for a muppets Star Wars.
A Muppets Treasure Island is one of my favorite movies of all time.
I’m sort of into the classics like that.Report
Dude! Muppets Treasure Island rocked! Shiver me timbers shiver me sails… *fistbump*Report
Abbot and Costello Meet The Muppets would have been pretty awesome.Report
This may actually be good news as far as getting a re-release of the original versions of the original trilogy. Lucas wouldn’t release them because the idea offended his sense of artistry. But if Disney can make enough money off it (and they would), then why wouldn’t they?Report
Disney has a perfect track record of whoring out their old IP, so yes on this.Report
When Disney went to Hayao Miyazaki Ghibli studios and did an intelligent deal, I was honestly surprised. I hadn’t expected Disney to behave so well.
George Lucas is getting older. In some ways, only Disney could do this deal, as they did with Miyazaki. It’s too important a franchise. As John Rowe observes above, Disney needs the characters. But Disney’s proven itself an excellent shepherd of its own characters. The jury may still be out on the Marvel characters but then, I was never a superhero sorta guy — Warner hasn’t been a particularly good steward of the DC stable. Disney can do better with the Star Wars franchise.Report
+1 BlaisePReport
Hollywood is currently littered with Joss Whedon/ J.J. Abrams types , fanboys raised on Star Wars and comic books. Thet understand the intersection between mythology, commercialism, and filmmaking in the CGI era. Big, property-driven franchises are about the only kind of movie that Hollywood makes anymore. Could you imagine what a moody, Christopher Nolan directed Star Wars movie might be like? George Lucas’s gift and curse was his desire to recreate the epic scope of a David Lean. Somewhere along the way during the prequels he became enamored with CGI at the expense of the storytelling. His action sequences were less effective because they inhibited Character identification with their Leanian, wide-screen scope. Part of Episode VI’s accidental appeal was that Lucas didn’t have the money to shoot scenes on a larger canvas. The characters on the screen were much more personable and immediate.
With Episode V and VI Lucas was given his grand canvas as well as the writing talents of Lawrence Kasdan, who was able to personalize these characters even more and keep the story from drowning in techno ephemera.
A series “reboot” would probably work out very well for the fans AND the industry. There’s an entire generation of filmmakers who have shown both the ability and the sensitivity to faithfully recreate beloved properties from their childhoods.Report
After season 6 of “Lost” and this year’s “Revolution,” I groan to think of what J.J. Abrams would do to the Star Wars universe.Report
Never going to happen. Abrams is involved with the Star Trek reboot. If they let him do Star Wars the universe will implode.
Give it to Quentin Tarentino. It’s our only hope.Report
A Tarantino Star Wars might just be the coolest idea ever broached at the League.Report
I can’t imagine he would ever commit to it for a million reasons, but I also think he would respect the series. He’s too much of a film lover not to.
Worst possible suggestion: Michael Bay. Nooooooooo!Report
Or Chris Columbus.Report
In my book, Tarantino has never lived up to the promise he showed in his first two movies. He literally re imagined a genre or created an entirely new one ( depending on who you ask).Report
I’d argue that his last film, Inglorious Basterds, did the same. From start to finish, what was on the surface a WWII movie was in fact a western from start to finish.Report
Personally, I found Inglorious Basterds staggeringly unimpressive, but I would love to be convinced otherwise, by anyone willing to take the time.Report
I think the first Kill Bill movie and Inglorious Basterds, particularly Basterds, were pretty close to the level of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction (I also love Jackie Brown).
I’m looking forward to Django.Report
Chris here pretty much echos my feelings on Quentin. Jackie Brown was really fun if you watched movies like “Black Belt Jones” in the late 70s.Report
I tend to think that Jackie Brown was his best movie. It’s probably related to how it’s his most restrained movie.Report
I think it’s his most entertaining movie. I don’t know that it’s better, as a movie, than Pulp Fiction, but it’s definitely more entertaining. I’ve watched Jackie Brown many times (my girlfriend’s a big fan too), but I’ve probably only seen Pulp Fiction twice all the way through.
I will say this: the Walken scene in Pulp Fiction is one of my favorites in film history. I could watch that a million times.Report
Tarantino is amazing when it comes to a well-directed monologue.
Walken in Pulp Fiction, The Jew Hunter talking to the French Farmer in Inglourious Basterds… hell, the Nazi Officer figuring out that he is King Kong in the bar, Tim Roth’s story in Reservoir Dogs, pretty much the entire danged Kill Bill (both of them) was people taking turns making monologues and all of the monologues tend to be very, very good.
But I can’t see myself carving out time to see one of his movies again. There’s nothing there, at the end of the day.Report
Hypnotic. That’s the word I was looking for.Report
The opening of Inglorious Basterds is another of my all time favorites. Also, the scene in the restaurant with the strudel.Report
The Walken/Hopper scene in True Romance is better, but Tarantino only wrote that, didn’t direct.Report
Pat, the first time I saw that scene (Walker-Hopper in TR), my jaw was on the floor. That doesn’t happen often with movies.Report
My point is not that they would get Abrams to do it, but that there’s a generation of filmmakers LIKE Abrams who would be capable of pulling it off. He’ll, give me Justin Lin, he’s been getting better and better with each Fast and Furious movie.Report
I don’t know if I am the biggest Star Wars fanboy at the League but I’ve got to be n the top 3. So here’s my take:
– This is the best possible scenario for the Star Wars franchise beyond Lucas and I respect him for letting it go (and of course the payout is nice). And they have laid the groundwork for several years with the Star Wars weekends at Disney, etc.
– I was terrified with what Disney would do with Marvel and then we got Thor, Iron Man, Captain America and the friggin’ Avengers and they proved they could do something like this. I have to believe that played a role in Lucas’ decision.
– I actually liked Episode 3. And 1 and 2 are pretty good visually. They just had weak plots and bad acting from some of the principles (Ewan McGregor IS Obi-wan though. He nailed it IMO).
– I really, really hope they don’t try to pick up the story directly with the characters from Episodes 4-6. Lucas probably included a clause in the deal that said all previously created media is canon and most of that hasn’t been well-done. Now if he allows that to be ignored, there’s plenty of fertile ground there. What I am hoping for though is for them to tell a new story with new characters.Report
You start with the twins, all growed up. You can cameo in Harrison or Mark or one of the others, short scene somewhere towards the end of the movie, so that the crowd can cheer.
Oh, and I’m absolutely rock-solid certain there will be an R2D2.Report
The problem is that with the twin story line just sort of repeated the same plot with Anakin’s turn to the dark side. Jaina plays the roll of Luke in killing her once-good relative.
I like the idea of bringing Hammil in though. He’s 61 now. He’s never run from Star Wars the way the others did. He’s earned it and it makes the most sense for him to come back as the new Jedi leader. Han Solo always seemed a little lost to me after Empire.Report
Hammil [is] 61 now. He’s never run from Star Wars the way the others did
Not that he had much to run to.Report
Wing Commander?Report
Dude, he plays a truly excellent version of the Joker in Arkham Asylum and Arkham City. Very different from Heath Ledger’s, but I’d say every bit as good. We live in a golden age of Jokers.Report
Here’s a trailer that captures some of his work, but I’d really suggest that you play the games if you’re into Batman and/or video games. They’re great fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ24jvmiG6cReport
We live in a golden age of Jokers.
No politics! (Oh, wait, this isn’t Mindless Diversions. Sorry.)
I’m not a gamer, so I’ll take your word for Hamill’s performances. But he hasn’t exactly had a Harrison Ford-like career. (And, please, let’s all avoid cheap jokes at Carrie Fisher’s expense–she’s proven to have real toughness and resilience.)Report
True. Mark Hamil’s done more stuff. IMDB has him listed for 241 titles.
Harrison Ford is listed for 61 titles.
Dude. Mark Hamill was in Robot Chicken?
He was in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?
Animaniacs?
Nausicaa?
*blinks* He’s… been busy. Apparently he’s also a hell of a guy to work with.
(… though he’s not prone to trolling the director, unlike SOME people)Report
I would never have guessed that Hamill had done four times as many projects as Harrison Ford, never in a million years.Report
I know! And I know folks who’ve worked with him! He’s done so much because he does bit parts, it’s true… but that is the hallmark of a real actor: someone who isn’t in it to be a Star, but who just wants to do his job and be excellent at it.Report
He did a lot of solid voice-over work.Report
I’m absolutely rock-solid certain there will be an R2D2.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern never die, no matter what Stoppard said.Report
The only Star Wars sequel I want to see is one based off the Thrawn Trilogy. And even that would be better done as a TV series (or miniseries), a la Game of Thrones – there’s too much in each book to fit easily into a movie.
The original actors are likely too old to make it feasible, though.Report
The Thrawn books were really good. I could get on board with that. They could recast the main characters and I could live with it. The Star Wars universe is so large though. Lot of other potential there.Report
Michael Fassbender as Thrawn, anyone?Report
Hey, as long as we can see cute chicks running around with their midrift exposed, aka Natalie Portman, I’ll watch the movie when it comes out on TV. 🙂Report
I just ran across an interview with someone who thinks Attack of the Clones was great art – Camille Paglia.
Youtube Interview
Well worth watching.Report
I’m amazed to be the first to point this out, but… Leia is now a Disney Princess???Report
Wins the threadReport
Okay, the gaming part of the deal kinda sucks but the SW games have been up and down for years. SW: TOR may be the last non-facebook game we get and, as an MMO, that is still kind of a social game.
>>The downside here is the video game business. “We’re likely to focus more on social and mobile than console,” Disney executives told investors. They’re interested in licensing the propert, but they likely won’t be publishing console games. Disney now owns well-loved but decidedly niche properties like Grim Fandango. It’s unlikely that they’ll be willing to sell that IP, and it’s even less likely that they’re going to do anything with it.
I know that Split/Second probably left a bad taste in Disney Interactive’s mouth but that would still be a pity if this was it for the gaming section of the universe.Report
maybe they’ll open up the IPs to various studios – obsidian getting a second crack at a star wars rpg would be far from the worst thing in the world.Report
Dude. The next Kingdom Hearts.
Goosebumps.Report
Hadn’t thought of that. Of course, I’m an Xbox guy these days. PS3 was too expensive…Report
Possibly. Also, thinking about it, an SW version of Marvel: Avengers Alliance (The facebook game, not the two Ultimate Alliance games) or Army Attack wouldn’t be unwelcome.Report
Well, Lucas didn’t sell it for the money from the looks of it.
http://www.geeksofdoom.com/2012/11/01/george-lucas-to-donate-most-of-his-4-billion-to-education-charity/Report
Well that’s horrifying. Do you remember what he did to the younglings? Beyond that, he firmly believes in kidnapping and brainwashing children to turn them into mindless killing machines who don’t know love or happiness, which could be a weakness.Report
This creates a very weird fact that I’m not entirely sure anyone has considered:
Marvel now has direct access to Star Wars.Report