Mark Cuban’s lawyer may be my new hero. This summary judgment motion in a presumably complex, though no doubt frivolous, shareholder suit from Ross Perot, Jr. cannot possibly be topped for its combination of brevity, clarity, persuasiveness, and hilarity.
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The photo is a nice touch. But it’s ending the motion with “although they are quite content at the moment” that makes this so f-u awesome.Report
Other lawyers can get away with stuff like this. Not me.
*sigh*
I just need a client as awesome as Mark Cuban, I suppose.Report
Fess up, you’d settle for one with buckets of cash and a certain amount of impulse control problems.
Easy money train!Report
That would be an *awesome* client. And in fact, I have several already that are half like that.Report
Um… Is it the buckets of cash half?Report
Nei miei sogni.Report
Mark Cuban’s been cool for a while.Report