Forgive the defense their picks, Father – they know not what they do.
Remember when I said I couldn’t decide if the Broncos/Jets lightning-rod quarterback was Tim Tebow, the spunky athlete that just finds ways to win, or Tim Tebow™, the cynically marketed, pre-packaged product?
Yeah, I think I’m ready to make my decision now.
Next month’s GQ will be serving up a steamy and dreamy heap of shirtless Tebow™ posed as Jesus.
Hallelujah, it’s raining messiahs!
And what the hell… go ahead and give me a caption for this bad boy in the comments section.
“Yes, necking *IS* an option.”Report
Boldly go where no woman has gone before.Report
Seems like a perfectly natural cover photo for God Quarterly.Report
Hmm I didn’t know Paul Ryan also played football.Report
Broncos/Giants? Huh? Don’t you meant Broncos/Jets?Report
Wait – New York has another team?
(fixed. thanks!)Report
New York has but one team- but it is neither the Jets nor the Giants.Report
“You should see the youtube video of me running shirtless”. No! I’m not gay; why do you ask!??!Report
It’s like looking at a building.Report
HOLY CRAP! I just realized the pose he was in. Yowza!Report
Glorified T. Oh myyyyy.Report
I’d nail him.Report
Oof.
If you’re going to Hell for that joke, I’ll be going for laughing.
We’ll do lunch.Report
I assume the next picture in the series is of him walking on Gatorade?Report
space awesomeReport
FWIW, Tebow is absolutely not to blame on this one; GQ just lacks – what’s that word, again? Oh, yeah – ethics:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/16/tebow-didnt-know-hed-be-on-cover-of-gq/related/
I say this as a Bills fan living in Jets territory, and thus I fully condone GQ’s unethical actions. But alas, it cannot be said that Tebow himself cooperated in this particular act of overhyping.Report
From everything I’ve read about Tebow, he’s a perfectly good guy who’s simply unsuited to being an NFL quarterback. It’s his acolytes that drive me up the wall.
So he is sort of like Jesus.Report
Jesus may not have known how to toss a pigskin (Jewish, you know), but He was a heck of a water-skiier.Report
“Your Full Name! What did You do to that rusher?”
“I told you I brought a sword.”Report
So this is a miraculaous apearance of a Jesus figure like on a piece of toast.Report
Proverbs 14:30.Report