Forgive the defense their picks, Father – they know not what they do.


Tod Kelly

Tod is a writer from the Pacific Northwest. He is also serves as Executive Producer and host of both the 7 Deadly Sins Show at Portland's historic Mission Theatre and 7DS: Pants On Fire! at the White Eagle Hotel & Saloon. He is  a regular inactive for Marie Claire International and the Daily Beast, and is currently writing a book on the sudden rise of exorcisms in the United States. Follow him on Twitter.

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21 Responses

  1. Avatar Jaybird says:

    “Yes, necking *IS* an option.”Report

  2. Avatar Burt Likko says:

    Boldly go where no woman has gone before.Report

  3. Avatar greginak says:

    Seems like a perfectly natural cover photo for God Quarterly.Report

  4. Avatar greginak says:

    Hmm I didn’t know Paul Ryan also played football.Report

  5. Avatar Kazzy says:

    Broncos/Giants? Huh? Don’t you meant Broncos/Jets?Report

  6. Avatar North says:

    “You should see the youtube video of me running shirtless”. No! I’m not gay; why do you ask!??!Report

  7. Avatar Kazzy says:

    HOLY CRAP! I just realized the pose he was in. Yowza!Report

  8. Avatar Kyle Cupp says:

    Glorified T. Oh myyyyy.Report

  9. I assume the next picture in the series is of him walking on Gatorade?Report

  10. FWIW, Tebow is absolutely not to blame on this one; GQ just lacks – what’s that word, again? Oh, yeah – ethics:

    I say this as a Bills fan living in Jets territory, and thus I fully condone GQ’s unethical actions. But alas, it cannot be said that Tebow himself cooperated in this particular act of overhyping.Report