Forgive the defense their picks, Father – they know not what they do.
Remember when I said I couldn’t decide if the Broncos/Jets lightning-rod quarterback was Tim Tebow, the spunky athlete that just finds ways to win, or Tim Tebow™, the cynically marketed, pre-packaged product?
Yeah, I think I’m ready to make my decision now.
Next month’s GQ will be serving up a steamy and dreamy heap of shirtless Tebow™ posed as Jesus.
Hallelujah, it’s raining messiahs!
And what the hell… go ahead and give me a caption for this bad boy in the comments section.