22 thoughts on “The crazy misadventures of the TSA

  1. My brother was killed on 9/11, dude. I will never again eat Thanksgiving dinner at his house. An American soldier being bought nail clippers by Cory Doctorow is supposed to make that balance out somehow???Report

    1. Don’t pretend that what’s going on right now has anything to do with 9/11. I’m sorry for the loss of your brother, for everyone’s losses, in fact. But is your brother’s death avenged by violating the Constitutional rights of every citizen in America who chooses to fly?Report

      1. He wasn’t killed by the terrorists, he was killed by a drunk driver.

        It just happened to be on 9/11.

        But the point stands.

        Or, I suppose, it would, had I a brother.Report

  2. What’s the TSA’s budget? Surely slashing that would be helpful. Alas there’s not a hope in hell.
    A- Politicians cut back on security in any way.
    B- Opponents characterize them as weak on defense.
    C- Some event occurs/ an attack happens (probably would have occurred anyhow)
    D- Politician is drummed out of office by a torch carrying mob.

    Vs

    A- Politicians don’t cut back on security.
    b- Some event occurs/ an attack happens
    C- Politician says everything that could be done has been done, accidents happen.
    D- Politician has a decent shot of keeping his job, may even get rallied around.

    The incentives are wildly against correcting this madness.Report

    1. You have just described the real reason for the existence of a Department of Homeland Security. It covers the naked rear ends of the security establishment. When the unfriendlies get lucky the security establishment can say they did everything to prevent it. And no matter how much we inconvenience and enrage the public the unfriendlies will eventually win. They only have to win once, the security establishment has to win every time.Report

  3. I can’t blame the TSA guy for following his training. If he lets those nail clippers on the plane and someone finds out, he’s fired.

    Try asking a McDonald’s burger-microwaver to give you one “medium rare”. This is exactly the same situation. It looks stupid because we aren’t thinking like the government bureaucrats who wrote the TSA procedures.Report

      1. The TSA agent can always fall back on “I’m following orders”. Say what you want about that being an affirmative legal defense, it’s certainly a psychological defense.Report

  4. Although if that soldier had successfully hijacked the plane with those nail clippers and crashed it, Bryan Fischer would nominate him for a Medal of Honor.Report

  5. I wrote the TSA suggesting that they prominently display on their website the names of the many terrorists they were able to thwart as a result of enhanced airport security. This would reassure the public that their humiliation and inconvenience were not for nothing. No reply yet.Report

    1. So far random chance operating in our favor seems to be the primary successful method of thwarting terrorism. In any event there just are not all than many terrorists to thwart . When you consider the ratio between terrorists thwarted divided by number of airline passengers inconvenienced or even angered by invasive airline security procedures you must conclude even the most rigorous security procedures are not cost effective.Report

  6. The posting that is sited is BOGUS

    First, the TSA does NOT take nail clippers, and NO ONE except Federal Air Marshals and Flight Deck Officers carry fire arms in aircraft cabins. Solders NEVER carry firearms on aircraft.Report

  7. lets see you have a soldier in combat uniform carrying an a4 assult rifle.he has a gerber tool. HELLO dont they know he is on our team. its part of his t.a. 50.gear. these young men and woman are over there fighting a war on 2 fronts . the ones they are suppose to catch they slip right under the radar. it gets better every day.Report

  8. Do you not understand?? This entire episode never happened. Nail clippers are ALWAYS allowed, guns are NEVER allowed, except for Federal Air Marshals and Flight Deck Officers. Period. No further discussion necessary. The conversation between the soldier and the TSO never happened. The person who posted this bit of fiction is a LIAR.Report

  9. Bogus and fiction. 233 soldiers flying with full battle gear would almost certainly be flying under military authority on a military aircraft. I doubt if the TSA would have anything to do with them at all. If they were flying on a civilian aircraft with other civilians they would not be allowed on the plane with guns.Report

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