12 thoughts on “Okay, Completely Unnecessary, But…”
God made all men. Colin Furze made all men equal.Report
I have to admit, if I’m about to mug some guy and he pops these suckers, I’m going to be about five counties away in less than 2 seconds.
Anybody that has those things is too crazy for anybody with even an unreasonable sense of self-preservation to screw around with.Report
Never bring a knife, or multiple knives deployed like a comic book character, to a gun fight.Report
Maybe someday we’ll be blessed with the movie version of Molly Millions,, the creation of William Gibson with the mirrored shades and retractable claws.Report
I kinda preferred the guy with the fingernail attached to a spool of monowireReport
@zic Molly was always the Stuff! (I was thinking about her just the other day…)Report
Wait, you can get a blow-up doll that looks like Mystique?!Report
God made all men. Colin Furze made all men equal.Report
I have to admit, if I’m about to mug some guy and he pops these suckers, I’m going to be about five counties away in less than 2 seconds.
Anybody that has those things is too crazy for anybody with even an unreasonable sense of self-preservation to screw around with.Report
Never bring a knife, or multiple knives deployed like a comic book character, to a gun fight.Report
Maybe someday we’ll be blessed with the movie version of Molly Millions,, the creation of William Gibson with the mirrored shades and retractable claws.Report
I kinda preferred the guy with the fingernail attached to a spool of monowireReport
@zic Molly was always the Stuff! (I was thinking about her just the other day…)Report
Wait, you can get a blow-up doll that looks like Mystique?!Report
Dude you just said that out loud.Report
It’s the rare year where I can get my holiday shopping completely done in May.Report
Sure, shopping for a “friend”. I gotcha [exaggerated wink].Report
Right, uhhh… yeah, errr…. it’s for a “friend”
that works, I guessReport
I thought it was kinda stupid until he made them spark. I don’t why, but the sparking kinda moved it past stupid to awesome.Report