Okay, Completely Unnecessary, But…

Patrick

Patrick is a mid-40 year old geek with an undergraduate degree in mathematics and a master's degree in Information Systems. Nothing he says here has anything to do with the official position of his employer or any other institution.

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12 Responses

  1. Jaybird says:

    God made all men. Colin Furze made all men equal.Report

  2. Patrick says:

    I have to admit, if I’m about to mug some guy and he pops these suckers, I’m going to be about five counties away in less than 2 seconds.

    Anybody that has those things is too crazy for anybody with even an unreasonable sense of self-preservation to screw around with.Report

  3. zic says:

    Maybe someday we’ll be blessed with the movie version of Molly Millions,, the creation of William Gibson with the mirrored shades and retractable claws.Report

  4. Kolohe says:

    Wait, you can get a blow-up doll that looks like Mystique?!Report

  5. veronica dire says:

    I thought it was kinda stupid until he made them spark. I don’t why, but the sparking kinda moved it past stupid to awesome.Report