Forgive the defense their picks, Father – they know not what they do.

21 thoughts on “Forgive the defense their picks, Father – they know not what they do.”

1. “Yes, necking *IS* an option.”Report

2. Boldly go where no woman has gone before.Report

3. Seems like a perfectly natural cover photo for God Quarterly.Report

4. Hmm I didn’t know Paul Ryan also played football.Report

5. Broncos/Giants? Huh? Don’t you meant Broncos/Jets?Report

   1. Wait – New York has another team?

      (fixed. thanks!)Report

      1. New York has but one team- but it is neither the Jets nor the Giants.Report

6. “You should see the youtube video of me running shirtless”. No! I’m not gay; why do you ask!??!Report

   1. It’s like looking at a building.Report

7. HOLY CRAP! I just realized the pose he was in. Yowza!Report

8. Glorified T. Oh myyyyy.Report

9. I’d nail him.Report

   1. Oof.

      If you’re going to Hell for that joke, I’ll be going for laughing.

      We’ll do lunch.Report

10. I assume the next picture in the series is of him walking on Gatorade?Report

    1. space awesomeReport

11. FWIW, Tebow is absolutely not to blame on this one; GQ just lacks – what’s that word, again? Oh, yeah – ethics:
    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/08/16/tebow-didnt-know-hed-be-on-cover-of-gq/related/

    I say this as a Bills fan living in Jets territory, and thus I fully condone GQ’s unethical actions. But alas, it cannot be said that Tebow himself cooperated in this particular act of overhyping.Report

    1. From everything I’ve read about Tebow, he’s a perfectly good guy who’s simply unsuited to being an NFL quarterback. It’s his acolytes that drive me up the wall.

       So he is sort of like Jesus.Report

       1. Jesus may not have known how to toss a pigskin (Jewish, you know), but He was a heck of a water-skiier.Report

          1. “Your Full Name! What did You do to that rusher?”

             “I told you I brought a sword.”Report

    2. So this is a miraculaous apearance of a Jesus figure like on a piece of toast.Report

       1. Proverbs 14:30.Report

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