Trump Brought His Bible

-{This is from Hit Coffee from a while ago. Thought I would share it here because I still find it amusing.}-

So Elizabeth — when she was young, very charming, very, very charming. Could't have a baby. Sad. Really sad. https://t.co/9RRlJUZzyb

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 23, 2016

I mean, she just wanted a little baby. Waited years and years. Didn't happen. No kids. Very sad. I mean, years go by. Years.

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 23, 2016

And so by nooow, she's old. Nice lady, but not so much to look at anymore, you know? No kids. No grandkids. House is very quiet. Sad stuff.

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 23, 2016

But listen to this: Now, this angel, Gabe, just pops up out of left field one day and surprises the hell out of Elizabeth's husband.

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 23, 2016

Hell of a surprise. And this angel — really impressive guy, tremendously impressive — tells him: Listen, your wife's going to have a baby.

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 23, 2016

And Elizabeth's husband says, Wow. That's really something. Wow. A baby. Huh. But we're so old, he tells this angel.

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 23, 2016

But listen, here's the key part. The angel's no dummy. Nope. He says: That's right, a baby. Here's the deal. Always gotta have a deal.

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 23, 2016

The angel tells him: The deal is you're going to name the baby John. And he's gonna do a bunch of stuff for God. Boom Done deal.

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 23, 2016

So the angel gets his deal. Elizabeth gets a baby. Everybody's happy. Everybody's rejoicing. Amazing thing. Amazing. The word of the Lord.

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 23, 2016