[Wi1] That this is a mystery is the real mystery. Of course duck hunters want there to be a lot of ducks.
[Wi2] So my first thought is I wonder how it tastes.
[Wi3] Crocodiles rock to Bach!
[Wi4] For next time my wife complains about a clogged toilet I’m going to have this article ready.
[Wi5] Interesting. Once upon a time, the interests of the circus and animal rights advocates aligned.
[Wi6] Where red feathers come from.
[Wi7] Two moose got into a fight and the ice won.
[Wi8] Giant, predatory worms are invading French wildlife and hockey players.
[Wi9] Sounds legit.
Wi1: Truly, this is duh. Common knowledge that the best way to save an animal is to convince people that it is tasty.Report
Wi1 brings up an important point: Ducks Unlimited has utterly failed in its premise. Do you know how many ducks I have within reach? None. Indeed, I have no ducks in my entire house. The amount of ducks that I am aware of is so extremely limited, I don’t currently know of any at all.Report
[Wi1] Duck hunting?! Nooooooooo. :'(Report