I’ve written this question for another community under a different name in the past but this is a creative bunch so I thought I would try it here.
CONGRATULATIONS!!
You have just completed your life long dream of earning a PhD from the ACME institute of Cartoon Physics. You can feel proud. It was a long and arduous path of long-hours in the library, longer hours in the lab, and even longer hours acting as a T.A. for Cartoon Physics 101: Gravity as Myth and Reality. There was a lot of Sufferin Succotash.
There is just one more thing. The Office of the Registrar needs the title of your PhD Thesis so they put in the Commencement Program.
So, what is Your Thesis called?
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Closed Form Solutions for the Selective Dynamics of ExplosionsReport
Transient Local Gravitational Anomalies and Predator-Prey Interactions: Population Dynamics in the Southwest
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