Stupid Tuesday Questions: Meep Meep Edition
I’ve written this question for another community under a different name in the past but this is a creative bunch so I thought I would try it here.
CONGRATULATIONS!!
You have just completed your life long dream of earning a PhD from the ACME institute of Cartoon Physics. You can feel proud. It was a long and arduous path of long-hours in the library, longer hours in the lab, and even longer hours acting as a T.A. for Cartoon Physics 101: Gravity as Myth and Reality. There was a lot of Sufferin Succotash.
There is just one more thing. The Office of the Registrar needs the title of your PhD Thesis so they put in the Commencement Program.
So, what is Your Thesis called?
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Hell is other Cartoons: A meta-textual comparison of graphic images versus literary metaphor: considering existential hopelessness, Wile E Coyote as exemplar vis a vis Gregor Samsa, with consideration of Calvinistic predestination in the preordained failure, despite an outwardly righteous life, in Mr. E Fudd with metaphysical relations to the changing nature of right and wrong, good and evil, in preindustrial natural societies compared with post-modern relativism in the Rabbit Season/ Duck Season milieu as mediated by Bugs Bunny as cross dressing, gender fluid role model.Report
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Imbued with the Holy: A Different Type of God Particle Explains Why Falling Objects Destroy Physical Structures But Not Living Bodies..Report
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Subverting The Tradition: Is Wagner more bearable when performed by a bunny in Drag?
Clean hands: A psychological examination into why Bugs Bunny wears gloves and nothing else.
Do Both Sides Do It?: Why Duck Season/Rabbit Season explains the breakdown of cartoon society and increased gridlock in Congress.Report
CGI Killed the Cartoon Star: What the F Ever Happened to Traditional Animation?Report
Closed Form Solutions for the Selective Dynamics of ExplosionsReport
Transient Local Gravitational Anomalies and Predator-Prey Interactions: Population Dynamics in the Southwest
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Boy, I Say Boy: Southern Plantations, Roosters and Chicken Hawk Profiling during the Post-Chicken Coop Reconctruction Era.Report
The Jessica Rabbit Study: How real women can avoid gravity to resemble their cartoon counterparts*.
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Applications of Dimensional Topography: Mapping of Two Dimensional Images onto Three Dimensional Spaces For Transit Purposes.Report
The Reverse Heisenberg Principle and Gravity: Can a Person Fall Without Knowing his Location?Report
Impact Accordianization Among Hyper-Intelligent Canis latransReport
In Pursuit Of A Frictionless Surface: Field Studies Of Banana Peel Encounters.Report
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Help!: A longitudinal study of the lifespans of Birdius high-ballius and Famishius vulgaris ingeniusi when utilizing Acme Corp. productsReport