33 thoughts on “Tough, Updated

  1. I am so sorry your (I assume this little one is yours?) daughter has been sick. Pneumonia, viral or otherwise, can be scary. But I’m glad she’s doing better, and hope you get to take her home soon.Report

    1. Yep, she’s my baby girl (well, the babiest, she has a two-year-old sister who’s ALSO my baby girl).

      Thanks, fingers crossed. She was (finally) off O2 from about 2 PM onwards yesterday, so hopefully they will let her out today.Report

  2. Who taught her to salute? Are you American Dad, Glyph?

    I am glad your daughter is okay and on the road to recovery.Report

      1. It’s tough to sleep in a hospital

        The last couple times I have been in a hospital, I have realized how they are structured to make 100% sure the patient gets positively no rest whatsoever, which would appear to run counter to the mission of “healing/recovering”.

        Part of that is staff-to-patient ratios and what that means for “rounds”, and part of it is the number of tests/checks/drug & equipment administrations that must be done (some of which are absolutely necessary, and some of which are probably more “CYA” for the hospital – after all, you don’t want to assume a patient’s just sleeping, then find out they died 4 hours ago.)

        Anyway, I understand it, but I don’t like it. I feel like some people might get out a little faster, if they could just get one…good…night’s…sleep.Report

      1. I don’t like to brag (aw, who am I kidding, I LOVE it), but the nurses on the ward said we should get her in show business, she was their cutest baby of 2014 (they apparently voted). Maybe we’ll contact the Gerber people.Report

  3. So glad to see that she’s doing better and already tired enough of the people who keep sticking her with needles that she’s learned how to say “bye bye.”Report

    1. It’s like some terrible Skinner/Harlow experiment.

      “Will babies learn to talk faster, if we give them sufficient negative reinforcement?”

      “Can an infant learn to say ‘leave me the fish alone already!’?”Report

    2. You should write a book: Intravenous Speech Training: How to Increase Your Child’s Vocabulary By Sticking Her With Needles.

      Blurb: Is your infant struggling to learn even simple words? With our proven method, your child will be telling you and pretty much everyone else to fish off and get bent in a matter of days.

      Given the obsession with new parenting ideas these days, you’ll probably make a pretty penny (at least some of which should go into a trust for the little one who inspired the book).Report

  4. Wait, she’s talking??? Mayo has mastered yelling at everyone all the time but nothing I can fairly call “talking” yet.Report

    1. Mayo has mastered yelling at everyone all the time

      Time to get him an OT login!

      Up ’til now, it’s only reliably been “mama” (with an occasional possible “dada”). But according to my wife the “bye-bye” was distinct.

      She’s been waving nurses away the whole time she was there (she likes waving, but normally for greeting), but I guess she felt that wasn’t working.

      “I said, GOOD DAY!”Report

      1. Well, my son recently mastered laying on the ground with his tongue sticking out for minutes on end and purring.

        It’s possible that my wife and I are having a collective delusion and simply adopted a cat.Report

      2. The two-year old loves to pretend she’s a dog, and keeps “fetching” various things that you never, ever want your two-year old to put in their mouth.

        The five-year old keeps putting a leash on her.

        Like I said: not my parenting.Report

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