Fantasy Football Week In Review: Week 4

LOOG Week in Review – Week 4

Oh thank heaven for Nine, Ten, and Eleven!

Two, four, six, eight!

Who do we appreciate?

Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven!

Their so nice, win are given!

In an amazing show of charity, Coach Chris decided to not play an entire team. Yes! He did not play Eleven, or Ten, he even did not field the normal Nine! Instead he fielded seven. Then an aged stone gathered no Moss as Santana took the team’s nickname to heart and Rocked the Donut himself. To make things worse, the Express put up their most points in four games. This gained Thunderlips the Freak of the Week with an 80 point blowout. Tu caught up with Coach Dman.

Tu: You won again coach.

Dman: Yeah! That was a beating!

Tu: So you are proud of beating a team that did not field a full team? I expected better of you.

Dman: A win is a win, Tu. This was a complete victory. Nothing went wrong.

Tu: Oh? Are you becoming concerned now about the poor performance of Green for three weeks in a row? He was your top pick.

Dman: Can’t you ever say something nice?

Tu: Just stating the facts coach.

Squeak and Reek of the Week

In a stunning lack of points, the Malicious Prosecutors barely won with the fifth fewest points, but pulled a Tebow and played the team Levelled with mediocrity. They score the third fewest point. Still, it took the Malicous play of Drew, to Brees by with a win.

Peak of the Week

Acme Packed on the point this week and Initiated his opponent to a 60 point beating. Tony Gonzalez looked like Speedy Gonzalez running circles around the Sylvester the Cat defense of New England. While six players of the Uninitiated looked untrained, unmotivated, uninspired and scored well below what they should have.

Bleak of the Week

Scorned again for points, the Intangibles fell to the Best Team. The only player to Foster any hope for the Scorned ones could not overcome the Royal pain of five players under performing. Tu caught up to Coach Jaybird.

Tu: Another bad game for you coach. Don’t you think that the bench spot Tebow is taking up could be used for a more productive player?

Jaybird: This wasn’t Tebow’s fault. There were a lot of points left on the bench.

Tu: But the team you posted didn’t score enough to actually *WIN*.

Jaybird: Ah there’s the nut of the problem. The team I didn’t post did post enough to win. This was a coaching failure. I’ve written the commissioner and asked for official acknowledgement of Tebow’s accomplishment.

Tu: {Sputter} That’s it! Get me out of here!

The Oracle Update:

Emergency! Emergency! The Oracle is about to lose two teams. The Tryhards look to be hardly trying to win games and Team Pooh Bears’ players are looking like and out of shape stuffed animal. The Oracle said both were going to be some of the best teams in the league.

The Tryhards: 9W – 0L
Acme Packers: 6W – 3L
WhoWouldJesusDraft?: 2W – 7L
Team Pooh Bear: 9W – 9L aka: The Anointed Ones
Partisan Warrior’s: 7W – 3L – -1T
Brian’s Best Team: 7W – 2L
Reba Demartino: 3W – 6L aka: Gin-soaked Dreamers
DownSouth Dragons: 4W – 5L
The Uninitiated: 8W – 1L
MaliciousProsecutors: 2W – 7L
Merciless Monsters: 4W – 5L
Scorned Intangibles: 3W – 6L
Thunderlips Express: 3W – 6L
The Levellers: 5W – 5L – -1T
Team Sandcastle: 1W – 8L
The Nine Ten Eleven: 0W – 9L aka: Rocking the Donut