Will Truman

Will Truman is the Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. He is also on Twitter.

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  1. greginak says:

    Well i find most chain restaurant food a bit mild for my taste also.Report

  2. Brandon Berg says:

    God damn it, I said extra spicy! Do I have to do everything myself?Report

  3. Glyph says:

    That link led me to this one. Did anybody try this for their ‘Bowl party yesterday?:

    http://gizmodo.com/5980925/how-to-make-mathematically-perfect-nachosReport

  4. Haven't made up a name yet says:

    I saw this exact situation play out a few years ago–in a Buffalo Wild Wings, in fact. Crowded table, someone took someone else’s keys w/ a small pepper spray can, hilarity (accidentally) ensued. Not sure what accounts for the restaurant being cleared in this case–when my friends did it, we noticed a smell but it wasn’t a big deal. As I recall, we shuffled around to avoid the ‘epicenter’ but didn’t even leave the table.

    The experience did not convince me of the wisdom of widespread concealed carry in sports bars.Report

    • Morat20 in reply to Haven't made up a name yet says:

      My mother once pepper sprayed herself by proxy getting gas. Can was on the keys, she sprayed her hands on accident, washed them and rubbed her eye later.

      I had to drive her home, because you really have to work to get all that stuff off your hands. It takes a LOT of washing to get that stuff off.

      Of course, in high school I once saw someone fiddling with a pepper spray or mace can and spraying it into the air — right before a teacher opened the door and walked through the cloud.

      Unpleasantness ensued.

      People are idiots. Teenagers doubly so.Report

  5. Mad Rocket Scientist says:

    My wife came home from working at the library reeking of pepper spray once. Seems some guy was exposing himself to women & masturbating in front of them in the stacks. Security was called and the guy ran, got tackled and pepper sprayed by the reference desk, where my wife was working.

    Did a lot of laundry & cleaning that night…Report