Noted Creed apologist Joe Carter sends this story along with the following note:
How to respond when you’re attacked by wolves:
(1) Pray
(2) Crank up the Creed
(3) Let God and the voice of Scott Stapp do the restThis kid knows what I’m talking about.
I surrender. From belting out the national anthem to defending helpless Norwegian children from predatory animals, Scott Stapp has clearly cemented his place in America’s musical pantheon. That place is somewhere between Don Henley and Matchbox 20, but it’s a place nonetheless.
You and Joe preempted me. But my take was going to be a bit different. Something along the lines of even canines being unable to tolerate Scott Stapp’s voice. To each his own, I suppose.Report
Wolves can motor. I’d swap 1 and 2. You never know how long you might be on hold getting thru to your deity.Report
The article says the wolves didn’t get scared. They just turned and walked away. My theory is that the wolves were just disgusted by the music.Report
“So we just walked away.”
“But, Charlie, we don’t want kids with good taste. We want kids that taste good.”Report
This had me rolling.Report