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Again, I want to draw your attention to the wall decor! Tell me that is not awesome!Report
I really like that house actually. There is a sort of a German Inn feeling to the decor.Report
The Male Gaze ain’t what it used to be.Report
There’s a shot of her pussy at min. 7. How that for male gaze, bucko?Report
It must feel wonderful, on some level, to think oneself this important.Report
No other feeling like it in the world, Jason! No other feeling like it in the world!Report
Someone ought to assemble a dramatic personae here. As far as I can tell, the Pleadians are the “good guys” who want to preserve peace and see humans prosper, and the Reptilians are somehow malicious and demonic and want to eat humans. But I’m not clear if our well-dressed hostess is a Pleadian or a Reptilian who has betrayed her kind after realizing the moral wrongness of the Reptilian cause, and there seem to be some other people who all look human involved too. Is there some sort of a guidebook somewhere? Maybe at coasttocoast.com?Report
She’s drawing on a well-developed mythology. This will get you started, if you want. Also this. It’s amazing what people will believe.Report
Just miles from our house:
http://www.realufos.net/2009/07/ufo-over-montauk-7-4-09.html
We saw one float over the lake from our boat this Summer.Report
Look up “David Icke.” I used to own his book “The Biggest Secret” until I loaned it to a homeless man in Austin who was re-translating the Torah from the original Hebrew. Then I stole another copy from a friend in New York but I think he got it back somehow. It is the greatest book ever written. At the end, Icke notes that he didn’t have time to check the copyright status on the various pictures and illustrations he used because the book was too important to delay.Report
“I used to own his book “The Biggest Secret” until I loaned it to a homeless man in Austin who was re-translating the Torah from the original Hebrew. ”
That’s my favorite sentence of the day. It’s “Band-Naming” good.Report
“Translating the Torah back into Hebrew” would be even better.Report
“Someone ought to assemble a dramatic personae here. As far as I can tell, the Pleadians are the “good guys” who want to preserve peace and see humans prosper, and the Reptilians are somehow malicious and demonic and want to eat humans. ”
Dude, in what story are the reptile people EVER the good guys?Report
I think that’s “Pleiadeans,” after the Pleiades.
I love the detail about people being herded into “trains, planes, and automobiles.” Apparently she’s channeling John Hughes. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093748/quotes
At 7:41 a transdimensional ascended being in the form of a house cat appears in the background and crosses to stage right. This must be her signal to wrap it up.Report
David Icke used to be a sports commentator on TV before the Reptilian OverLords got him.Report
David and Colleen should get married.
http://www.davidicke.com/Report
Her twin flame Michael probably wouldn’t like that. Plus, they’re not even siblings.Report
Thats a big drawback. They could pretend.Report
How did you find this stuff, anyway?
And sincere thanks for sharing it with all of us here, and thus ensuring that the League will survive the coming Pleiadean/reptilian/draconian/UNian/Obamian war… and of course be well situated to guide society as it rebuilds from the ashes… 😀Report
A friend sent it to me. I am a major node in the informal and hidden network of ridiculousness enthusiasts.Report
I need to see if one of my friends still has a fax the that hotel where he worked at received years ago. The author constructed a gigantic flowchart wherein he classified people from “00” to “22+” based on the visibility of their irises. He then postulated that the “00” people were in league with road crews and homosexual bartenders to put “pharmaceutical gases” in asphalt and on beer bottles. Darryl Issa was the sinister leader, which was the only part of the whole thing that sounded plausible.Report
How do I put a photo on my profile?Report