Via John Cole – this is probably the most entertaining thing you’ll read today.
In two posts on Andrew Breitbart’s BigGovernment website, Dr. Kevin Pezzi smears Shirley Sherrod as a racist, claiming that “if someone deserves to be put on a pedestal for overcoming racism, it isn’t Sherrod.” The racism criticism is ironic coming from Pezzi, who has repeatedly used racial epithets like “Japs” and “Chinks,” and claimed Native and African Americans should have been grateful for their subjugation by whites.
Pezzi, who says that “Breitbart asked me to write for BigGovernment.com,” has a peculiar self-described history. Pezzi claims to be responsible for “over 850 inventions” and schemes such as a “magic bullet” for cancer, a “robotic chef,” and sexual inventions like “penile enlargement techniques” and “ways to tighten the vagina” (because “men like women with tight vaginas”). Pezzi has started multiple websites, from term paper helpers to a sexual help site that answers “your questions about sexual attraction, pleasure, performance, and libido” (Pezzi is qualified to do so because “No doctor in the world knows more about sexual pleasure than I do”).
Pezzi also claims to have “beaten Bill Gates” on a math aptitude test, turned down a blind date with Katie Couric, and says he’s “bigger than some porno stars.”
There is so much more, you really owe it to yourself to read the whole thing. Apparently that Breitbart guy is a real good judge of character. And we all know how well he fact-checks!
Hey, he is a reliable source of information, a serious journalist. He would never join a list serve or talk to another conservative.Report
Sounds like some of my relatives.Report
Dr. Kevin Pezzi’s tears could cure cancer. It’s too bad he never cries.Report
@Jason Kuznicki, i think if you read the piece, it isn’t his tears that cure cancer. He seems to be quite impressed with his little blogger, so to speak.Report
@Jason Kuznicki,
If only we could find a way to team him up with Glenn Beck.Report
The only reason Dr. Kevin Pezzi allows any diseases to exist at all is so as not to bankrupt Social Security.
Dr. Kevin Pezzi is the sole recipient of an AED from Harvard, making him a Doctor of Absolutely Everything.
Dr. Kevin Pezzi invented a time machine, then went back to before the first invention and invented inventing.
Dr. Kevin Pezzi’s medical innovations have made him nearly immortal; the only way he can possibly die is if he succeeds in enlarging his penis to the point it crushes him.Report
This is even better than the Chuck Norris Facts meme, because it also mocks Andrew Breitbart.Report
Dr. Kevin Pezzi’s penis is so large that alien spaceships use it as a navigational aid.
According to Smokey the Bear, only Dr. Kevin Pezzi can prevent forest fires.
There is a secret warehouse in Washington D.C., where Dr. Kevin Pezzi stores 100,000 inventions for which mankind is not yet ready. One of these inventions is the Ark of the Covenant.
The Hollywood studio forced Orson Welles to change the last words in “Citizen Kane” from “Dr. Kevin Pezzi’s Patented Wasp Wacker” to “Rosebud.” The movie resulting movie failed because it made no sense.
Dr. Kevin Pezzi plays golf every saturday with Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Jimmy Hoffa, and the real-life man on whom DC Comics based Bruce Wayne. All of them cheat, but none has yet beaten Dr. Kevin Pezzi’s score.Report
I’m starting a #drpezzifacts hash tag on twitter.Report
I finally found cached copies of the two disappeared Pezzi reports on BigGovernmen.com.
http://cache.take88.com/kevin-pezzi/big_government_part1/
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Bt9LnrYfGvMJ:biggovernment.com/kpezzi/2010/08/04/why-you-may-not-want-to-join-the-shirley-sherrod-fan-club-part-2/+kevin+pezzi+scam&cd=51&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-aReport
Pezzi is a nice recovery after the abortion/slavery melee. How is the new baby? My grandson, Matthew William, arrived 8-9-10. Good to see you out and about.Report