The amazing Dr. Kevin Pezzi

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Erik Kain

Erik writes about video games at Forbes and politics at Mother Jones. He's the contributor of The League though he hasn't written much here lately. He can be found occasionally composing 140 character cultural analysis on Twitter.

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13 Responses

  1. Avatar ThatPirateGuy says:

    Hey, he is a reliable source of information, a serious journalist. He would never join a list serve or talk to another conservative.Report

  2. Avatar Rufus says:

    Sounds like some of my relatives.Report

  3. Avatar Jason Kuznicki says:

    Dr. Kevin Pezzi’s tears could cure cancer. It’s too bad he never cries.Report

    • Avatar gregiank in reply to Jason Kuznicki says:

      @Jason Kuznicki, i think if you read the piece, it isn’t his tears that cure cancer. He seems to be quite impressed with his little blogger, so to speak.Report

    • Avatar ThatPirateGuy in reply to Jason Kuznicki says:

      @Jason Kuznicki,
      If only we could find a way to team him up with Glenn Beck.Report

    • Avatar Bo in reply to Jason Kuznicki says:

      The only reason Dr. Kevin Pezzi allows any diseases to exist at all is so as not to bankrupt Social Security.

      Dr. Kevin Pezzi is the sole recipient of an AED from Harvard, making him a Doctor of Absolutely Everything.

      Dr. Kevin Pezzi invented a time machine, then went back to before the first invention and invented inventing.

      Dr. Kevin Pezzi’s medical innovations have made him nearly immortal; the only way he can possibly die is if he succeeds in enlarging his penis to the point it crushes him.Report

      • Avatar Ken in reply to Bo says:

        This is even better than the Chuck Norris Facts meme, because it also mocks Andrew Breitbart.Report

      • Avatar Patrick in reply to Bo says:

        Dr. Kevin Pezzi’s penis is so large that alien spaceships use it as a navigational aid.

        According to Smokey the Bear, only Dr. Kevin Pezzi can prevent forest fires.

        There is a secret warehouse in Washington D.C., where Dr. Kevin Pezzi stores 100,000 inventions for which mankind is not yet ready. One of these inventions is the Ark of the Covenant.

        The Hollywood studio forced Orson Welles to change the last words in “Citizen Kane” from “Dr. Kevin Pezzi’s Patented Wasp Wacker” to “Rosebud.” The movie resulting movie failed because it made no sense.

        Dr. Kevin Pezzi plays golf every saturday with Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Jimmy Hoffa, and the real-life man on whom DC Comics based Bruce Wayne. All of them cheat, but none has yet beaten Dr. Kevin Pezzi’s score.Report

  4. Avatar Ken says:

    I’m starting a #drpezzifacts hash tag on twitter.Report

  5. Avatar Larry Signor says:

    Pezzi is a nice recovery after the abortion/slavery melee. How is the new baby? My grandson, Matthew William, arrived 8-9-10. Good to see you out and about.Report