A dispatch from Ordinary Times' assigned Wu-Tang correspondent.
!Top Shelf!
A 1941 article that is just as good today.
A prominent Presidential candidate notices something that we've been working at fixing for years.
The New York Daily News would really like you to read their paper.
Tinkering with some verse, leaving nothing to chance.
Black Friday sales are down 10% from last year.
"There is more than enough for 'ordinary people' (and we’re all ordinary people) to do..."
Trust me, you don't need a conversation guide this Thanksgiving. Just more booze.
Circumstances alter cases.
And the final exam, too.
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.
A glimpse into the mind that created Tinder
It's almost like we just don't want to hear them. Almost...
Have a good weekend, y'all.
Did the poopstika ever exist in 3-dimensional reality? Top Persons are delving into the matter...
Molly Ball reads the tea leaves and sees San Francisco turning Republican Red.
Speculation as to the possible existence of a secret coterie of advanced beings who filter knowledge down...
Darth Binks is the real villain in Star Wars.
Just because you like Van Halen doesn't mean your cat does.
