The obvious problem is that putting children on an amphetamine with side effects that are hard to...
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The following is not intended to represent the real-life Mike Pence. As far as we know has...
The following story is meant to be humorous. As far as we know he has never, in...
Whenever people wonder whatever happened to that beloved star of yesteryear, Bryan O’Nolan investigates.
I don’t care if you’re conservative, liberal, or otherwise, a media blackout on critically important news is...
Before you protest the removal of Confederate monuments, ask yourself if you know why they were erected...
The following story is meant to be humorous, and is not intended to represent the real-life Mike...
Walking around made you wonder if this was Minneapolis or some war-torn city on the other side...
Vice President Michael Pence has musical tastes for which the adjective eclectic is an understatement, and led...
The following is humor. As far as we know the extent of Mike Pences’s knowledge of the...
Most people don’t associate Mike Pence with a swathe of retail destruction the likes of which would...
Humor: "It was at a rest stop outside of Dayton, Ohio that the hunger kicked in. Mike...
Parody: To this day, Mike Pence carries a sharpened Newberry Knife about with him at all times,...
Pet adoptions are way, way up. It makes a lot of sense- - what better time to...
Parody: "Sometimes Mike Pence’s trademark friendliness and humility would land us in some strange situations..."
We know full well that we're asking our fellow citizens to take on a huge burden, but...
You love your kids and want what's best for them, but you did not choose homeschooling for...
So, despite being an avid vegetable gardener, I have not been able to indulge in my hobby,...
He chewed, making a deep rumbling noise among the masticating before the actual word formed and escaped...
In general, things are not so bad. Yet. In the back of my mind there is a...
