Author: Bryan O'Nolan

Bryan O'Nolan is the world's foremost authority on Michael Pence. He is also the most highly paid investigative reporter at Ordinary Times. He lives in New Hampshire. He is available for effusive praise on Twitter. He can be contacted with thoughtfully couched criticism via email.
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The Misguidance Of Clark Kent

The following story is meant to be humorous, and is not intended to represent men of steel or any other alloy for that matter.

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The Eagle Has Encountered Customs

The following story is meant to be humorous. The crew of Apollo 11 did not, as far as we know, have a Duty Free catalog in the Command Module.