Zuckerberg Says Facebook to Add Clear History, Dating Features

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  1. Maribou says:

    I find this weird. Like, Onion level weird.

    I suppose being dragged before congress could make a person have a sincere epiphany about how little most people know about what they’re letting facebook do.

    or at least about how bad it makes him look to them due to their not knowing.Report

  2. Marchmaine says:

    you will only be suggested people who are not your friends.

    Where’s the sport in that?Report

    • PD Shaw in reply to Marchmaine says:

      Perhaps its a discrete way of saying “people who are not your spouse”?Report

    • LeeEsq in reply to Marchmaine says:

      Yeah, what if I want to date a friend and I’m hoping Zuckerberg would be my advocate.Report

      • Marchmaine in reply to LeeEsq says:

        Yeah, he’d be pretty good…

        “Dude, I just checked her Instagram, Whatsapp and Facebook feeds… and I think she’s in to you… but you didn’t hear that from me… oh, and lose the jean jacket, she doesn’t think that look has boomeranged back yet…and post more cats, definitely cats… hang-on, facial recognition picked her photo on another guy’s feed – brb.”Report

        • Kolohe in reply to Marchmaine says:

          Now I want to read Jane Austen’s Emma written from the point of view of a social media algorithm.

          (I actually think someone did that a few years ago and won a Hugo for it.)

          (Ah, yes, here it is “Cat Pictures Please”)Report