Zuckerberg Says Facebook to Add Clear History, Dating Features

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Andrew Donaldson

Born and raised in West Virginia, Andrew has since lived and traveled around the world several times over. Though frequently writing about politics out of a sense of duty and love of country, most of the time he would prefer discussions on history, culture, occasionally nerding on aviation, and his amateur foodie tendencies. He can usually be found misspelling/misusing words on Twitter @four4thefire and his writing website Yonderandhome.com

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  1. Avatar Maribou says:

    I find this weird. Like, Onion level weird.

    I suppose being dragged before congress could make a person have a sincere epiphany about how little most people know about what they’re letting facebook do.

    or at least about how bad it makes him look to them due to their not knowing.Report

  2. Avatar Marchmaine says:

    you will only be suggested people who are not your friends.

    Where’s the sport in that?Report

    • Avatar PD Shaw in reply to Marchmaine says:

      Perhaps its a discrete way of saying “people who are not your spouse”?Report

    • Avatar LeeEsq in reply to Marchmaine says:

      Yeah, what if I want to date a friend and I’m hoping Zuckerberg would be my advocate.Report

      • Avatar Marchmaine in reply to LeeEsq says:

        Yeah, he’d be pretty good…

        “Dude, I just checked her Instagram, Whatsapp and Facebook feeds… and I think she’s in to you… but you didn’t hear that from me… oh, and lose the jean jacket, she doesn’t think that look has boomeranged back yet…and post more cats, definitely cats… hang-on, facial recognition picked her photo on another guy’s feed – brb.”Report

        • Avatar Kolohe in reply to Marchmaine says:

          Now I want to read Jane Austen’s Emma written from the point of view of a social media algorithm.

          (I actually think someone did that a few years ago and won a Hugo for it.)

          (Ah, yes, here it is “Cat Pictures Please”)Report