There was much fanfare when witches across the world – and singer Lana Del Rey – pledged to stand together and cast a spell on President Donald Trump on Friday night.
But it seems the self-proclaimed witches gathered outside Trump Tower in New York couldn’t conjure up much of a crowd.
There was only a handful of people gathered outside the president’s Manhattan Midtown penthouse as witches worldwide prepared to cast a magic spell at midnight.
Men and women had pledged to cast spells under the crescent moon in a bid to stop Trump from doing harm while also possibly banishing him from office.
From: Witches gather at midnight to cast spell on Donald Trump
You can’t fight an orange level prince of darkness with mortal magic fools. Only the blood of a god, on a sacred blade quenched in the goddess of truths tears.
Silly come to think of it.Report
I’m surprised that Christine O’Donnell is #NeverTrump.Report
I hope it works 🙂Report
If *any* of this sort of thing worked there would be *someone* making money off of it, or weaponizing it.
A 1% advantage on the stock market is worth probably a Trillion dollars.
If it takes a human sacrifice to fire up, we’ve got groups that are willing to do that, some of them working for the gov.Report
Ozzy sang about days like this.Report
Maybe this explains my headache…Report
Sue them for negligent spell casting. They missed their target.Report
(They make pepsi cola for that…) (…sorry, bad Del Rey joke)Report
“Thoughts and Prayers”, only negative.
Next time, they should take X-Lax in the hopes that he’d get diarrhea.Report
Oh, and I forgot…
Witches be trippin’Report
“There was much fanfare when witches across the world – and singer Lana Del Rey.”
This is grade A sardonic writing here.
Someone I know posted a positivish click bait video on this. It annoyed me. I’m as anti-Trump as anyone but I am getting really annoyed by all the click bait especially because I am pretty sure that the person who posted the clickabait witch video is an atheist.Report
Maybe this is just the 21st century version of trying to levitate the Pentagon.Report
If it had been Lester and Judy-Lynn Del Rey, then you’d have something.
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Everyone knows real witches commune naked with Satan. I saw it in a move.Report
I mean, I do, and I’m not even properly a witch. Communing naked with Satan is just a good way to spend an otherwise dull Thursday.Report
Sadly, all the witches I’ve known, and it’s only been one, would never be, even generously, considered “hot”. Much to my disappointment.Report
@damon I know quite a few rather attractive witchy girls. Honesty tho, I’m not sure if I could date one of them, given that I’m a pretty hard-nosed science type. That strikes me as the sort of thing that creates friction.Report
Shame you’re not “open minded” enough V 😉
Besides there’s “date” and then there is “date”. Youknowhatimeandon’tyou?Report
I dated a Wiccan for about four years in an earlier phase of my life. She was quite attractive. Never met many of her Wiccan friends, though. The ones I did were all dudes, who I strongly suspected were more than a bit infuriated that she hadn’t chosen to date one of them. After all, isn’t part of the point of being a Wiccan that you get lots of sex with hot young witches out of the deal? And there I was, just some rando atheist, mucking things up.Report
Its all fun and games until somebody loses their soul.Report
Assumes facts not in evidence.Report